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> Ljubav je kad djevojku poljubiš kad se probudi, iako znaš da joj smrdi iz usta.
> Doku*čili mi natpisi na prodavnicama: "Vraćam se za pola sata". A otkud ja znam kad si izašao pi*ka ti materina!
> Ako me iko više pita kad ću da se ženim….odvalit ću ga lopatom pa će umislit da je čuo moja svadbena zvona..
> VISIBABA je baba koja ti bleji nad glavom u autobusu dok sediš, i udarcima sisama u glavu daje ti do znanja da hoce da sjedne.
hahhaha joj ovog sam se najviše nakus'o xD
> A kad su cure u pitanju, volim da mi se ona prva javi.. zato se i čujemo svako pola godine.
> Stiglo je ljeto i došla je sezona muhaa: pitaju kako se razlikuju muške od ženskih muha? Muške su na flaši, a ženske na ogledalu.
> Kad smo kod muških i ženskih muha, evo kakve vam se sve situacije mogu desiti u braku, svađe, svađe i opet svađe:
- Pitao sam svoju ženu u supermarketu da kupimo gajbu piva za 15 ?
Rekla je da ne može i onda je, bez da me je pitala, kupila dnevnu kremu za 65.
Rekao sam joj da bi joj gajba piva više pomogla da se osjeća lijepom.
I tako je počela svađa..
- Prije par dana sam pitao zenu gdje bi voljela da idemo za godišnjicu braka.
Rekla je: “Negde gde odavno nisam bila.”
Predložio sam joj kuhinju.
I tako je počela svađa..
- Dok sam gledao omiljenu emisiju, žena je sjela kraj mene i pitala: “Šta ima na TV-u?”
“Prašine…”, rekao sam joj.
I tako je počela svađa..
- Žena mi je pomogla da joj odaberem rođendanski poklon.
Rekla je da želi “nešto crveno, što od 0 do 100 dostiže za 3 sekunde.”
Kupio sam joj vagu.
I tako je počela svađa..
- Moja žena se pogledala u ogledalo i bila je nezadovoljna onim što vidi:
“Osjećam se užaasno; stara sam, debela i grozna. Odmah da si mi dao kompliment!”
Rekao sam da joj oči još uvijek savršeno funkcionišu.
I tako je počela svađa..
- Bio sam sa ženom na godišnjici njene mature. Jedan od prisutnih je bio pijan, ali nije prestajao da reda čašu za čašom.
Pitao sam ženu da li ga poznaje.
“Naravno,” rekla je, “dugo smo bili zajedno i kad smo se razišli, počeo je da pije i od tada nije prestao.”
Rekao sam: “Ko bi rekao da će toliko dugo da slavi…”
I tako je počela svađa..
Dajte narode da skupim još par subova da dobijem tu medalju, pa neću više pisat da vam ne smetam
Eto, stigli smo do kraja i ovog izdanja, proslo je 3:00 sata.. Moj omiljeni sport je spavanje.. tako da izvinite, moram na trening, u pitanju je teška kategorija - 3h popodne
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
