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BROJ ŠESTI POKUŠAJ DRUGI - HRVATSKO IZDANJE
DAN 660
UVODNA RIJEČ
Poštovani, pred Vama se nalazi još jedan broj lista Sarmine Kronike. Dan je 660, temperatura je stabilna, udio zraka u vlazi postojan, a moral je na nivou. Do sada ste mogli primijetiti (ako niste, primijetite sada) da je ovaj broj dugo čekao svjetlo dana, i to iz više razloga. To mi ne daje razlog da se žalim- članak je tu, a na Vama je da ga pročitate ili ne. Ili da podržite slobodno novinarstvo pretplatama i glasovima.
Napomena: sva imena, osobe i skupine spomenute u ovom broju su tu iz satiričkih razloga i neka tri puta promisle prije no što se osjete prozvanima.
Redakcija na mukama: Danas nije nimalo lako baviti se slobodnim novinarstvom. Uz cenzuru govora/pisanja i diktature domaćih vladajućih despota od nedavno još jedan problem mori novinare. Prije mjesec ili dva, pojavila se nova igra na tržištu browser simulacija. Naša redakcija je pala pod pritiskom. U poštanski sandučić je stiglo preko 200 poziva za dotičnu igru. Kao rezulatat medijske opsade ovaj broj novina je morao biti odgođen 7 puta zbog gore spomenutih problema. (Napomena: igra koju svi reklamiraju započinje na -vpo, a završava na -pulus)
Sarmatarot: Ponukan uspješnim proricanjem raspada secure i doživotnog kažnjavanja znamenitog igrača
Proricanje naslijepo preko chat kanala: 5 Gold
Proricanje deklariranim desničarima (nema se tu šta proricat): 0.69 Gold
Proricanje strancima (uz usluge prevođenja): 10 Gold
Čitanje prošlosti iz screenshotova: 1 Gold
Čitanje budućnosti iz screenshotova: 10 Gold
Proricanje iz dana rođendana i logova: 15 Gold
Proricanje Q5 dropova iz bitaka: potpuno BESPLATNO*
Uklanjanje loše energije s Vašeg accounta: potpuno BESPLATNO**
* (donirate svoj stari Q5 drop i
** ( lošu energiju skidate sa sebe tako da uredniku ovih novina donirate svu svoju opremu i valute, neka njemu budu breme)
Eskalacija sukoba: Zbog situacije na Krimu (zasad su svoj dolazak potvrdili pripadnici Ravnogorskog macho pokreta, 3. Korpus JNA, Desni Sektor, i nekoliko bivših članova PHS) koja sve više i više podsjeća na uzavreli veš-lonac pun vode (s dodatkom CaC2, tj. karabita, ili drugim riječima kalcijevog karbida) naša providna CP
Ekskluzivno saznajemo razlog zamrzavanja bitaka u Albaniji: U posljednjem tromjesečju daleko najviše buke je prouzročio skandal, tj. afera Tehlemurgate. Redakcija lista Sarmine Kronike je došla do ekskluzivnih saznanja u vezi toga slučaja. Izvori su, kao i uvijek anonimni i 120% pouzdani.
1. Srpskosrbijanski diktator
2. Gore navedeni u prijepodnevnim satima obavlja telefonske razgovore s
3. Gore navedeni odlazi u obližnju Bosch trgovinu i kupuje najveći zamrzivač u ponudi
4. U sumrak neprimjetno prilazi zgradi servera
5. U zgradu ju već unio zamrzivač, potom i sam poslužitelj/server stavlja u zamrzivač
6. Programirao je termostat tako da se sve bitke u sAlbaniji naredna 2 tjedna zamrznu kada srpska strana zađe u gubitke
7. Nakon 12 sati server je već bio odlično "pothlađen"
8. Naizlged nemoguće je postalo moguće- zamrzavanje bitaka je postala realnost.
1. Mačkama se popravila hormonalna slika nakon mjeseca veljače, pa se očekuje da će i
Koliko je zapravo njegovih lojalista, tj. mačaka preostalo na securi ne zna se točno, no pretpostavlja se da će takvi izumrijeti jer njihovog alfa mužjaka- Hrvoja, više nema.
2. Građanin
3. Albanska manjina u sAlbaniji pristala na kompromis - umjesto uvođenja dvojezičnih albansko-hrvatskih ploča albanska Vlada je predložila da hrvatska većina u sAlbaniji jednostavno iskoristi hrvatski prijevod e-Sima.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
