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Are you a new player trying to make a name for yourself?
Or maybe you are an old player bored to death and without any goal in s_life?
Worry not! Here is a list containing 10 things to avoid in your e-sim life.
Yes, you see well. Avoid fighting if you want a nice gameplay.
I mean, what’s the point of this? You only waste time and make enemies without any real benefit.
And then there’s the money issue: fighting is just way to expensive. Waste of time and money. I rest my case.
Unless you’re a raging workaholic, why the hell would you work in a game?
It’s a game, a thing supposed to make you forget about work, and not making you work even more.
So do yourself a favor and just avoid work.
Now don’t even get me started on this one, cause my breaks are broken and I’m not gonna stop.
Train in a game? What’s the point? It’s not like you’re gonna grow muscles on your avatar.
So instead of wasting precious time, better go to a real gym and break some real sweat!
Unless you’re a real life low life, why would you do politics in a game?
It’s the same mix of lies and backstabbing as the real life one.
So just do us all a favor and Don’t do Politics!
This one is good.
So you thought you could start a company or more from scratch and become a major business tycoon?
Think again! The only thing you’re gonna become is broke and struggling to keep alive.
If one thing is sure in e-Sim, then it’s the fact that the economy is a joke. A very bad one.
Proof is the new housing industry. A real Mega Joke.
Yep, that’s right. Military units are bad. They are just trying to exploit you, make you work and fight hard in exchange of nothing, just so that some old fart could have his way with some other old fart.
So unless you like being used and abused, run Forest, RUN!
Now maybe this sounds a little strange, but really, what’s the point?
Nobody’s reading anymore, so it’s more like a journal than a newspaper.
Better write something on the walls of a public restroom. It’s gonna have more readers than your lousy e-Sim newspaper.
Now this one is obvious. Reading only makes you dumb and dumber. It’s not like some modern life Shakespeare decided to publish his work of art in e-Sim, so why waste time reading junk?
Reading in e-Sim is just a big waste of time, just like kissing after sex and learning French.
Don’t tell me you didn’t expect this one. I mean, it’s the most obvious thing to avoid, the one thing that causes all the problems in this game.
Imagine if nobody logged in. Such a wonderful game this would be, a true oasis of peace and freedom.
In fact, if I think good about it, it’s the only thing you need to avoid in e-Sim.
Avoid this and you’re golden!
This article is a pamphlet. You don’t really have to avoid any of the mentioned things in order to enjoy the game... unless you find this article to be pure genius and a true fountain of inspiration.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
