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EHEHEH Citam neke viceve i nikako da prestanem da se smijem toliko su smjesni. HAHA
Odlucio sam da ih podjelim i sa vama .
HEHE da pocnem .
ZAMENJENI POKLONI
Na žalost, još nisam oženjen, a do duše bio sam veren, ali do venčanja nije došlo zbog ovoga:
"Za Novu Godinu hteo sam verenici da kupim rukavice, koje bih joj poslao u paketiću sa pismom. U prodavnici sam sreo koleginicu sa fakulteta koja je kupovala gaćice. Nespretnošću, prodavačica je zamenila poklone. Tako da je koleginica uzela rukavice a ja gaćice, Poslavši verenici misleći da su rukavice. Sada zamišljam verenicu ispod novogodišnje jelke kako otvara
poklon i čita pismo:
"Draga verenice,
Dugo sam razmisljao čime da te obradujem i dokažem svoju ljubav. Zadnju put sam konačno primetio šta ti treba pa ti šaljem u paketiću. Želeo bih da u njima provedeš divne trenutke. Želeo bih biti pored tebe kada ih budeš navlačila i tek se u pismu usuđujem reći da bi ih poljubio. Jako su mi se svidele, pa sam bio ubeđen da će se svideti i tebi. Namerno sam uzeo manji broj jer će se vremenom i zbog česce upotrebe raširiti, a zna se da su lepše kada su tako priljubljene. Imale su takve do članaka ali što su kraće brže se skidaju. Mislio sam kupiti obložene krznom ali takve bi ti smetale a osim toga krzno golica a i prevruće su što sam primetio kod koleginice. A probao sam ih i na prodavačici. Uskoro će proleće ali koliko mi je poznato ti ih tada ne nosiš. Ne zaboravi ih kada pođes sa prijateljicama u diskoteku. Kupio sam namerno takve koje se brzo skidaju ako se žuri tebi i tvojim prijateljicama. Neće dugo biti čiste jer ljudi imaju prljave ruke, a koliko znam ti si sa ljudima stalno u kontaktu. Još nešto ako ti se ne sviđaju možeš ih zameniti prodavačica će ti drage volje dati druge. Kada se budu pocepale nemoj ih baciti jer ću pod stare dane njima brisati naočare budući da su još uvek natopljene mirisima koji će me zauvek podsećati na tebe i tvoju ljubav.
Zauvek tvoj...
Pismo jedne studentkinje
Dragi roditelji!
Vec 3 meseca je proslo kako sam na fakultetu a jos vam nisam pisala. Stidim se zbog toga, ali vam obeæavam, da cu sve to sad nadoknaditi! Ali pre nego sto nastavim sa pisanjem ovog pisma, molim vas, sedite! Nikako nemojte dalje citati ovo pismo stojecki!
Vec su mi skoro potpuno zacelile opekotine i vec sam se skoro potpuno oporavila od soka sto sam morala da skacem sa cetvrtog sprata. Provela sam samo 2 nedelje u bolnici, vid mi se vec skoro u potpunosti vratio a i povracam samo jednom nedeljno
Posto sam pozar izazvala sama, moracemo univerzitetu da platimo 350.000 odstete, ali to nije nista, jer je glavno da sam ostala ziva. Imala sam srecu, jer je covek, koji stanuje preko puta, primetio sta se desava i pozvao vatrogasce i hitnu pomoc. I posetio me je u bolnici,a posto nisam imala gde da odem (moja soba je u potpunosti izgorela),bio je tako ljubazan i ponudio mi da predjem kod njega. Ima jednosoban stan, ali nam je zato sjajno. Inace, on je dvaput stariji od mene, ali ludo smo se zaljubili jedno u drugo i planiramo da se vencamo. Jos se nismo tacno dogovorili kada, ali hteli bismo da se vencanje odrzi pre nego sto se na meni primete tragovi trudnoce. Uistinu, dragi moji, bicu majka! Znam, da jedva cekate trenutak, kad cete postati baba i deda, i potpuno sam ubedjena da cete bebice (jer cekamo trojke) primiti sa onoliko ljubavi, sa koliko ste mene okruzivali kada sam bila mala.
Jedina stvar, koja trenutno odlaze nasu svadbu, je da je moj verenik pokupio negde neku odvratnu infekciju. Zbog toga smo oboje opet u bolnici, jer sam i ja to dobila, ali sada nam je mnogo bolje zahvaljujuci antibioticima, koje dobijamo intravenozno. Doktori ovu bolest nazivaju sifilis, ili tako nekako.
Znam, da cete mog supruga docekati sirom rasirenih ruku, i uskoro ce
postati deo nase porodice. To je veoma drag covek, i uprkos tome sto nema zavrsenu osnovnu skolu veoma je ambiciozan. Naravno, on je druge veroispovesti, ali znam da ste vrlo tolerantni, pa vam nece smetati ni to sto je tamnije puti. Sigurna sam da cete ga voleti bar onoliko koliko ga ja volim!!! Posto je priblizno vasih godina, slagacete se vrlo dobro,narocito kad se preselimo kod vas (jer je nas stan suvise mali za toliko ljudi). Cini mi se da su i njegovi roditelji cestiti ljudi, njegov otac je poznati svercer narkotika iz Afrike, odakle je poreklom i moj buduci...
Tako, sada, kada sam vam sve opsirno opisala, mislim da je vreme da vam priznam da mi nije izgoreo stan, tako da mi nije nista, nisam ni bila u bolnici, nemam ni verenika ni sifilis, niti nikakvog crnca. Istina je ta, da sam pala iz matematicke analize i makroekonomije, a iz informatike sam se provukla, pa sam htela da vam pokazem da na ovom svetu postoje i gore stvari od ovih! Ljubim vas,
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
