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Za početak jedna istinita inspirativna priča koja me je navela da napišem članak i kandidiram se za člana kongresa.
Čekam povoljan trenutak da skype-om uznemirim ove američke gay-eve i ove naše ljenčine koji kasne pri dolasku na posao da odrade u firmama MU-a pa da dodatno raspodijelim stečene resurse (na svoj račun
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Kad u jednom trenutku na vratima se pojavila djevojka duge, frćkave i crvene kose koja joj je padala preko desnog oka. Oči joj bijahu plave, ali ne poput mora ili neba, već poput plavog dresa Dinama. Na kutu usana titrao joj je slabašni smješak. Duga, uska bijela haljina pokrivala joj je čitavo tijelo i stvarala dojam kao da je anđeo.
Laganim korakom se približavala mom stolu za kojim sam sjedio zasljepljen i nijem od prizora elegancije i ljepote koji je neumoljivo prilazio kao T-2 u bici za Mađarsku. Na T-1 ponudila je svoje usne kao jeftin Q5 wep na marketu. Naravno da sam prihvatio taj dar sa neba.
Eksplozije tenkova i steroida su plesale okolo. Vatromet strasti je proždirao moje tijelo kao što crna rupa proždire uhvaćenu zvijezdu. Tada začuh njen glas:
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Desna ruka joj je kliznula na moje grudi a lijeva me pomilovala po ramenu. Odjednom se ruka na ramenu počela tresti i umjesto ugode koja je trebala uslijediti osjetih neumoljivu bol koja se širila iz desnog ramena.
Kroz maglu sam čuo kako me netko doziva imenom koje je postajalo sve jasnije i jasnije. Kroz maglu se kristalizirao lik
Hebala te kava, odbrusio sam.
Dok je kolega suigrač zbunjeno izlazio iz kancelarije tada shvatih. Imao sam ukazanje. Anđeo mi je poslao poruku i nisam mogao ostati nijem na to ukazanje. Anđeo me zamolio da kažem ono što mislim o ovoj igri. A onaj gay vrag će još vidjet svoje jer je anđeo krenuo rukom i glavom prema dolje...
Pa da počnemo.
Svi smo mi svjesni da smo došli PREVAROM na ovu igru. Da PREVAROM!!! Oni koji tvrde suprotno samo negiraju činjenicu da su pozvani u igru na foru da im prijatelji trebaju "samo dvije minute vremena dnevno".
Te samo dvije minute su se svele na 5, pa na 10... pa odlazak na chat... pa čekanje T-2, da bi sve završilo kada krvavih očiju čekate u sitne sate (čitaj 3-4 ujutro) kada ćete počet bjesomučno klikati naizmjence na linkove poveznice Berserk!, Use gift, Eat Food... da ne spominjem činjenicu da ste preko dana toliko sjebani kao da se poljubili frontalno Orient Express.
A ne mora biti tako. Dovoljno je da tijekom izbora meni i samo meni date glas i prijeći ćete na TAMNU STRANU!!!
Pa zašto glas baš meni.
Počnimo od dosadašnjih likova koji su obećavali brda i doline, proširenje Hrvatske na sustav Vega, stabilnu ekonomiju...
Budimo realni, o ekonomiji svi ovdje znate koliko i ja o rasplodnom životu Vilin konjica... dakle ništa. Pa da budemo realni i ja znam o ekonomiji koliko i vi samo problem je u tome što Vi to nećete priznati a ja hoću.
Isto tako svi prodaju priče kako su vrhunski taktičari a zapravo doma čupaju kosu i provode besane noći u pokušaju da iznađu rješenje u igri protiv djeteta od 5 godina koji ih razvaljuje u nekoj od online pucačina. I tada se sa svom gorčinom ulaze ovdje i obećavaju Vam brda i doline, perje i paperje...
Dakle da bi riješili probleme treba priznati da oni postoje. Nitko od nas niti je ekonomist a niti je vojni stručnjak. Oni koji tvrde suprotno su zapravo veliki demagozi.
Poput recimo potomaka PHS-a kao što je
Sada ćete se vjerovatno zapitati što onda ja nudim. Pa jednostavno rečeno prelazak na TAMNU STRANU.
Kao što sama slika veli, svijet pun intrige, komplikacija, izdaje, krađe... odnosno jednom rječju ZABAVE!!!
Jednom kada uđete nikada više nećete poželjeti izaći a o vama će se stvarati legende. Stariji igrači će novima prenositi priče o čudovištu koje dolazi u bitku i odnosi sve. Postat ćete LEGENDA!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
