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A sada umesto viceva napisacu 40 stvari zbog kojih je bolje biti muskarac
1. Tvoj telefonski razgovor traje 30 sekundi.
2. U filmovima se cesce prikazuju gole zene nego goli muskarci.
3. Za godisnji odmor spakujes samo jedan kofer.
4. Nemas potrebu da pratis novosti u seksualnom zivotu tvojih prijatelja.
5. Red za WC ti je kraci za 80%.
6. Mozes sam da otvoris sve flase pica.
7. Stare prijatelje bas briga za tvoje oscilacije sa kilogramima.
8. Kada menjas kanale na TV-u to traje najduze 5 sekundi po kanalu.
9. Oblik tvoje guze nema nikakvog uticaja na tvoje zaposlenje.
10. Svi tvoji orgazmi su pravi.
11. Ne napadaju te maskirani frajeri u haustoru.
12. Nije ti potrebno da vuces celu torbu neophodnih stvari sa sobom.
13. Kada te kritikuju, nemas potrebe da panicis jer te svi tajno mrze.
14. Garaza i televizor u dnevnoj sobi su tvoji i samo tvoji.
15. Poslovi oko zenidbe se nekako sami urede.
16. Ako neko zaboravi da te nekud pozove, jos uvek ima sansu da ti ostane prijatelj.
17. Tvoje gace kostaju 500 dinara za 3 komada.
18. Ne moras da brijes nista ispod vrata.
19. Ni jedan od tvojih kolega ne moze da te natera da places.
20. Ne moras svaku noc da spavas pored dlakave guzice.
21. Ako si ti 34-godisnji nezenja niko to ne primecuje.
22. Sve sto imas na licu je uvek prirodne boje i oblika.
23. Mozes da uzivas u krajoliku, sedeci u automobilu na mestu putnika.
24. Sve probleme mozes da resis sa cvecem.
25. Razmisljas o seksu 90% vremena koje ti nije zauzeto snom.
26. Sasvim su ti dovoljna tri para obuce.
27. Niko ne prestaje da prica mastan vic ako udjes u sobu.
28. Mozes da skines majicu ako ti je vruce.
29. Prodavci na autopijaci mogu da ti ispricaju i istinu.
30. Potpuno ti je svejedno da li je okolina zapazila tvoju novu frizuru.
31. Mozes satima cutke da gledas fudbal sa svojim drugarom i ne opterecujes se pitanjem: “Mozda je ljut na mene?”
32. Celi mesec imas isto raspolozenje.
33. Nikada neces da odes na drugu pumpu, jer ti je ova “odvratna”!
34. Znas najmanje 20 nacina da otvoris pivsku flasu.
35. Ljudi nikada ne gledaju u tvoje grudi dok pricas sa njima.
36. Ti naprosto mozes da “skoknes” do drugara bez “malog poklona”.
37. Ako ne telefoniras drugaru u naznaceno vreme, on nece da prica svima kako si se ti promenio…
38. Nikada neces da propustis priliku za seks, samo zato što “nisi raspolozen”.
39. Ne moras da pamtis nicije datume svadbi i rodjendana.
40. Ako se drugi muskarac pojavio na zurci isto obucen kao i ti – vi mozete postati najbolji prijatelji!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
