Welcome to the newest edition of my newspaper.
Please excuse me rather raw form of this article. Due to very low characters limit (10,000 including all tags) I had to give up on making it more easy on the eyes. I tried to make up for it with pics, I consulted them with a GO, and he told me which would be inappropriate and which I can keep
I was joking about my eWife's rank very recently:
Now with unachievable achievements I will probably have such a nice screenshot of my own:
CLICK!
This is how it looked shortly before new ones were introduced.
This is how it looks now. Personally missing only 7 of them before this update (all from Society Builder section), I really felt like writing this article now. Without further ado I present my look on those new achievements:
CATEGORY MILITARY (11 new achievements) :
1. Destroyer -
He was fighting like a boss, one critical hit after another, like 5 in a row or sth!
Can be done fairly easily. With a maximum possible 80% Critical Hit chance, you will have nearly 1/3 chance of achieving this, to be exact:
Odds 1:3.05
Probability 0.32768
You can reach 80% with:
-40% Critical Hit from EQ on 100% Critical Hit Chance day
-at least 26.67% Critical Hit from EQ on 100% CH day, combined with Pain Dealer (yes, it can be combined, I've checked it)
2. Make my day -
Seriously? Five misses in a row, come on?!
What a well fitting name and description. Yeah, seriously?
Odds 1:32768
Probability 0.000030518
The only way for this achievement to be unlocked, is to increase that base 12.5% miss chance. Unless system malfunctions or admin introduces something completely purposeless like at-least-200%-miss-chance-day (odds would still be a bit lower than 1:100), NO ONE WILL EVER UNLOCK IT. As a matter of fact even with 300% miss chance day, no reasonable person will unequip their eq for it. If it was changed to 3 misses in a row, odds would still be 1:512 with basic 12.5% chance.
UNACHIEVABLE. What's the point? Sooner or later nearly everyone reduces their miss chance to 0%. Why would anyone disadvantage themselves?
3. Do I Feel Lucky? -
Avoid damage like a ninja!
We cannot figure out anything out of this description. Assuming it's 5 avoids in a row, the probability amounts to 0.01024, which is ~1% or 1:97.66
This is rare, but attainable, as long as you use equipment with 40% avoid of course ;]
Note: Unlike with Critical Hit, you can never have more than 40% avoid chance.
4. Miracle Cure -
Get your health restored by Hospitals 5 times in a row
With highest possible quality for a hospital, which is Q5, you get 25% chance for regeneration of your health. Finding a battle with Q5 hospital alone may be difficult, especially if you don't intend to fight against your allies or randomly off your MU's orders, but once you are there ready to hit, your odds will still stand at 1:1024.
Probability stands at 0.000976563, which is less than 1 promile.
Practically UNACHIEVABLE.
5. Sniper -
Master your aiming skill and never miss again
I assume you just have to reduce your Miss Chance to zero.
6.Mathematician -
Hit like Pitagoras (hint: prefix of Pi number)
I've no idea what are the odds, but I have a pretty good idea, that they ran out of better ideas for achievements
7. Spartan -
300 brave warriors were fighting in one battle against the odds and they lost with honor
Anyone knows what this means?
8. Fantastic Hit -
And he hit like 9999999 or 999999 or 99999 or 9999 damage or idk
See the description for Mathematician.
9. Extreme Hit -
Dealing hit so freaking strong that Chuck Norris wouldn't be ashamed of it (full bar of dmg)
It seems to me, that it happens fairly often.
10. Mad Dog -
Being in top 5 fighters on both sides in one round
Obviously very easy to unlock.
11. Who am I fighting with -
Being the only fighter on the battle ground on both sides in a round
Can be rather easily achieved in a practice Civil War in a small country, with tight-knit community. Otherwise goofy idea, pray for dead server, where no one fights
CATEGORY MEDALS (1 new achievement)
1. Lucky 13 -
Get your medal on Friday the 13th
There can be a minimum of one and a maximum of three Fridays the 13th in one year. Next ones will be in 2015:
February 13, 2015
March 13, 2015
November 13, 2015
full list
It might pay off to have your Fundraising running at that time, so that some people buy their SB Medal on Friday 13th.
CATEGORY SOCIETY BUILDER (3 new achievements)
1. Greedy Hand -
Start a fundraising
Well, it's gonna get easier to become a TOP donor with additional fundraisings
2. Good Heart -
Share a penny in fundraising
I'm wondering if it really is just 0.01€

Can be combined with Donor/Investor/Society Builder etc.
3. Niggard -
Own at least 2 EUR on your partnership program account
Possible on Primera only, at the moment. Can be done in
200 days at most of course assuming admin doesn't
change his mind . For now
unachievable, just like "Swiss Inviter" on Suna, when there was no Switzerland there.
Source 1 ||
Source 2
CATEGORY SOCIAL (7 new achievements)
1. Big fish -
Being so social that you'll get a badge for it
You cannot become a Gold Seller anymore. You will have to work on wiki or translations or become a GO/SGO/GOA, or donate 50€ to a single Fundraising
You can also be awarded with certain badges at the end of an era (this means before the reset) or on special occasions, like it was on Primera on 1000th day, if I remember correctly.
Is there anything else?
2. Shameless self advertising -
Bragging about yourself in your profile description
Write anything in profile description.
3. Artist -
Choosing own background and colours
Tried it myself, you have to change them both.
4. Thrift Shop -
Buy something for nothing... using a promotional code
Perhaps we'll be getting them more often.
5. Interrogator -
Force over 100 players to vote in your poll. May the force be with you!
Vote in my poll, pretty please <3
I probably wouldn't create it otherwise
6. Easy money -
Score some gold for ads
Basically "Advertiser I" achievement from Society Builder category?
7. Soul of creativity -
Making 10 accepted propositions for ads
Shouldn't it be in Society Builder category as "Advertiser II and a half"?
CATEGORY TOURNAMENT (1 new achievement)
1. Indefatigable -
Participating in all of league's 5 rounds
With paltry description like this, it will only be fair if it rewards you just for 1 hit per each round/match.
CATEGORY EQUIPMENT (5 new achievements)
1. Merging legend -
Merge three Q5 equipments into a Q6 equipment
About 120g to be invested.
2. Equipped VI -
Have all five slots equipped with Q6 equipment
The description is incorrect, is should be switched with the one for achievement number 5 in this section, "Legendary equipment". You only have to equip one q6 item to unlock it. Already reported, they're gonna fix it.
3. Dropbuster -
Get equipment from event battle drops (World War, Team National Cup or League)
A walk in the park.
4. Hamster -
Own at least a piece from each slot and each quality of equipment (at least 30 different eq)
Because apparently prices of eq haven't skyrocketed enough yet ;]
I haven't been awarded with this yet.
ticket >>
http://tickets.e-sim.org/Bugs/view/16328
screenshot if you don't have an account there >>
http://i.imgur.com/IFueHqa.jpg
5. Legendary equipment -
Own and equip a piece of Q6 equipment
The description is incorrect, is should be switched with the one for achievement number 2 in this section, "Equipped VI". You will need 5 "old" slots equipped with q6 items. Already reported, they're gonna fix it.
Considering there's no "Have all
eight slots equipped with Q6 equipment", we can say that admin decided to make it easier.
NO NEW ACHIEVEMENTS FOR COLLECTOR CATEGORY
Little bonus from other servers, stuff below is mostly screenshots (again, because of characters limit)
Last but not least - achievements aren't retroactive unfortunately, as you can see
HERE .
I'm actually curious how the ranking will look like in a certain period of time, when everything settles down.
If you need help with any achievements, let me know. We can always cooperate.
Happy hunting!
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