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很久很久以前，某個國家的皇后在冬季生下一個女孩，她皮膚純白如雪，嘴唇赤紅如血，頭髮黑如烏木，因此她被命名為白雪公主，皇后在生下公主不久後就過世了，國王另娶了一個美麗驕傲，狠毒邪惡的女人當皇后，同時她也成為了白雪公主的繼母。
以上不重要(咦?
有一天壞皇后問：「魔鏡呀魔鏡，誰是世界上最美的人？」魔鏡回答：「皇后陛下，白雪公主比您更美麗。」壞皇后聽完相當生氣，突然靈機一動又問：「魔鏡呀魔鏡，誰是世界上最美的女人？」魔鏡回答：「皇后陛下，當然是皇后陛下您呀。」壞皇后聽完笑道：「這麼可愛一定是男孩紙。」
WTF? ?????
你們以為故事到這邊就結束了嗎?故事才剛要開屎!
雖然白雪公主是男孩紙，但是壞皇后一想到身為女人竟然有男生比她更美心裡就不是滋味，於是壞皇后處心積慮想要除掉白雪公主，但總是每次都讓白雪公主化險為夷，還讓白雪公主逃脫了，這次壞皇后打算親自除掉心頭大患。壞皇后先到了韓國整形，碰巧碰到了台美大戰，壞皇后被打成豬頭剛好整型費都省了，又到了黑市買Q5麵包，今天的黑市一樣人聲鼎沸。
以下黑市內容自動翻中
商人A：買立陶宛500G
商人B：賣夜矢 PM ME
來玩黑市的：冰雹 Visa
來玩黑市的：野(被BAN3天...好吧，那個人就是小編我)
壞皇后將賣掉立陶宛的錢跟省下整型費的錢買了一些Q5麵包跟幾桶地溝油，還到拍賣場花500G買了一頂Q6頭盔，賣家表示溫馨，壞皇后將地溝油加進Q5麵包中，Q5麵包 發出一陣強烈的白光後消失了。壞皇后：「淦，這尛!!!」壞皇后經過一番努力終於完成了+10 受地溝油祝福的麵包。
壞皇后依照探子回報的訊息來到了白雪公主藏匿的森林，途中來到了一個名叫天縫的麻將館，看見4個ㄈㄓ在打麻將，這4個人原本其中有一個應該是夜矢，但據說他被賣掉了，所以又另外揪一個。
其中一個叫洨智的ㄈㄓ就要自摸了，但是他牌沒有拿好掉進旁邊的湖裡，洨智：「ㄎㄅ，我的9W!!」正當洨智懊惱之際湖水起了變化，似乎有甚麼東西要粗奶惹?(迷：打這樣真的沒問題嗎...小編：奶就鼓 萌大奶)
湖中突然冒出一顆蛋，蛋說話了：「神騎寶貝大濕呦~你掉的是金色的9W，還是銀色的9W，還是這張8W呦?」
洨智：「等等!!WTF!!是9W呀!!」
蛋蛋精靈：「......」
洨智：「好吧，是8W...」
蛋蛋精靈：「神騎寶貝大濕呦~你很誠實呦~所以金色跟銀色的9W都給你呦~」
話說完蛋蛋精靈便沉入水中，洨智怒吼道：「等等啊~8W勒?8W沒給我呀!!金色跟銀色的牌又不能算數!!」此時湖面化為平靜......洨智：「淦，我相公......」
壞皇后見到這個狀況對洨智笑說：「哈哈哈~你看看你σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ 」
以上故事純屬虛幻，如有雷同，歡迎對號入座!!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
