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這集原本昨天應該就要推出的，但是小編富姦了WWWWW
前集提要懶人包
1.白雪公主是男孩紙
2.夜矢被賣了
3.ㄈㄓ洨智打麻將被惡搞變成相公 UCCUσ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ
4.小編潮帥DER( • ̀ω•́ ) (咦?
我是分隔線ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ
故事就這樣開屎了
洨智因為打麻將輸錢，開始踏上神騎寶貝大濕的修練之旅(X 開始跑路了(O
而壞皇后繼續尋找白雪公主，壞皇后循著道路來到一棟大樓，壞皇后：「看來似乎就是這裡了，可是會在幾樓呢?」
壞皇后邊說邊看著手中的地圖，壞皇后走進大樓環顧了四周看見有個管理員似乎正在打LOL於是便上前詢問。
壞皇后：「白雪公主住在幾樓?」只見管理員連正眼也沒瞧的便說：「你不會自己找呀，我可是私密達議員耶，我很忙的晚上還要點起義。」突然電腦傳來FirstBlood!!
管理員：「ㄎㄅ 我被首殺了，GAN~要ㄆㄅ了。」壞皇后見問不出所以然只好自己一樓一樓找了，壞皇后按了電梯
等電梯ING...
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我是分隔線( • ̀ω•́ ) (迷：不要拖版面啦!!
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電梯來到了一樓，當電梯開門那一煞那便有一股惡臭撲鼻而來，一個頭頂嚴重掉髮後面背著一大罐像查理王綠茶的老伯走了出來，壞皇后掩著鼻子說：「GAN~辛吉德是你!!」
壞皇后莫可奈何的走進電梯按了2樓，電梯開門，電梯外等搭電梯的人也同樣聞到這股惡臭紛紛摀鼻，並對壞皇后投以異樣的眼光。
壞皇后：「我...我...這...(你妹的，屁不是我放的TAT)。」"想說卻說不出口，就算說了也於事無補"這樣的時間，這樣的場景，壞皇后也只能默默吞下。
來到2樓住家門前壞皇后敲門說：「開門，查水表!!不對...有人在家嗎?」門很快就打開了，開門的竟是一隻豬!?
豬大哥：「你是誰呀?我是三隻小豬的大哥，我在等大野狼來拆家。」
壞皇后：「抱歉，我走錯了。」
來到3樓，開門一樣是隻豬。
豬二哥：「你是誰呀?我是三隻小豬的二哥，我在等大野狼來拆家。」
壞皇后：「.................」
壞皇后：「抱歉，我走錯了。」
壞皇后思索：「如果2樓住豬大哥，3樓住豬二哥，那4樓一定是住豬小弟了，我真TMD機靈!!壞皇后直接搭著電梯來到了5樓，電梯一開門只見一大群人對壞皇后說：「ㄆㄅ呀 !斗內特」
壞皇后：「咦?咦?」
豬小弟：「你沒去4F嗎?上面有寫樓上ㄆㄅ呀。」
壞皇后：「WTF??你不是應該住4樓嗎??」豬小弟：「不是呀，4樓住的是辛吉德喔。」
壞皇后ㄆㄅ完之後表示：「GAN~~我好想趕快領便當TAT」
壞皇后收拾難過的心情說：「我一定要把這毒面包親手塞進白雪公主的嘴巴裡!!」
壞皇后來到6樓住戶的門口見門沒有關好，壞皇后從門縫中看到一隻大野狼正把他的XX放進一個老奶奶的OO裡，然後大野狼又XX老奶奶的OO，一人一狼看起來都相當辛苦。
壞皇后：「我到底看了尛Σ(lliдﾟﾉ)ﾉ」壞皇后看得入迷，沒注意到旁邊來了一個小女孩，原來這小女孩便是小紅帽，安妮：「你有看到安妮的小熊嗎?」壞皇后：「蛤??小熊??」安妮：「安妮是這棟大樓的吉祥物喔，奶奶正在忙，安妮覺得好無聊喔，安妮想找泰貝爾一起玩大人的遊戲(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
壞皇后：「這棟大樓倒底有沒有正常人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」
壞皇后到底能不能順利除掉白雪公主呢?而安妮能否順利找到小熊?
故事曲折離奇，請待下回分曉!!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
