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木蘭好詩好濕(第七十四刊) (Fun)
Posted 10 years ago by
DubyJacobLee    
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吉米詩(哪怕是吉米不ㄆㄅ給我了我也要秉持著黃鴨精神!!!)

吉米復吉米 奶精當馬騎
不聞機杼聲 唯聞奶精吟
問奶何所思 問奶何以溢
奶心繫吉米 奶溢因吉米
昨夜見吉米 吉米身挺俊
吉米六餘尺 尺尺皆挺俊
奶精無男伴 吉米無女友
願為吉米婦 從此替米生

春季生三男 夏日產四女
暮秋懷五胎 六月產七子

朝辭吉米去 前去祭祖先
不聞吉米喚女聲
但見廟旁蝶飛舞翩翩
旦辭小廟去 暮至伊杏村
不聞吉米喚女聲
但見漢斯泰伯情濃濃
愛侶閃奶精 心中憶吉米
思情悲中來 淚垂雙魚尾
漢斯心不忍 泰伯忙無暇

前去調奶精 奶精開小房
大戰千百回 小吻億萬遍
漢斯問所欲 奶精不用上槍套
願偕泰伯及漢斯 送女返家鄉

鄉里聞奶來 出郭前迎接
鋼筆聞奶來 當戶理紅妝
吉米聞外遇 磨刀霍霍向漢斯
開我吉米房 坐我漢斯床
脫我外出袍 著我家居裳
當眾顯真情 飛撲向漢郎
同是伊杏人 不知四人皆為男

雄兔腳撲朔 雌兔眼迷離
兩兔傍地走 安能辨我是雄雌


本篇獲得鋼珠筆核准蓋章
如有冒犯敬請見諒(被打
有其他意見的可以來信喔❤ 可以為您做修改(偷用鋼珠筆的愛心

歌曲放送:燃燒
燒掉OI!!!!

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