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High Tea
State opening of Parliament
The changing of the Guards at Buckingham Palace
Being rude about the French
The Scottish hating the English (That one I never understand because we have been super nice to them ever since we stole their oil)
The Welsh hating the English (I was going to insert a joke about sheep but I will refrain)
The UK government supporting anything the USA does however insane, immoral or illegal.
In E-sim the UK has now a new tradition - Impeaching the CP.
I know some countries like to copy our traditions so I though I ought to right a guide on the correct etiquette so no one commits a social Fu par.
The start;
General grumblings about the government - it is important that these grumbling remain very vague and not directed at any individual.
After a day then attacks on the CP, one would be tempted at this stage to level very detailed accusations THIS IS A MISTAKE and should be avoided - tradition states these attack must be general.
The Impeachment
To be correct this really should be done by a member of the CP's cabinet. If this is not possible then at the very least a cabinet member must lead the attack against his own leader. There has been some talk of the proposer should then inexplicably leave the congress, this is not part of the tradition and should be avoided.
Once the impeachment has been proposed there is the very important and ancient tradition of swapping personal insults. There are very clear rules to follow here and one must not be tempted to stray from the accepted path. These insults can be directed at any one who is either pro or anti the impeachments. Acceptable insults;
Implying that your opponents parents had a very close personal genetic relationship.
Casting dispersions on your opponents sexual orientation, prowess and preferences.
At this point it is now acceptable to mention actions in the game but theses should be exaggerated, for example 'by voting for this impeachment you want the UK to fail.' or 'You want the Swiss to come and take our high resource regions.' 'When the previous CP was in power we ruled the world, now all we have is a garden shed in Liverpool.'
The Vote;
There are only two acceptable ways for Congressmen to behave in this circumstance;
Despite expressing strong opinions about the impeachment you don't vote.
Voting the opposite way you did last time, so if you previously supported a CP you must now abandon him. It would be a terrible mistake to vote the same way twice, you will ostracised from polite society.
The result.
After the result there is only one way for the losing side to act; they must declare the UK is finished and the barbarian hordes (probably the French) have been hoping for this result and will now descend apon us, raping and pillaging at will. They must now sulk for two days before starting the ceremony again.
I'm now off to drink my tea (with lemon not milk I'm not a pleb you know!)
Thank you for reading
This is meant as a joke and not directed at any individual!
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