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مرغ و از فریزر در آوردم میگه می خوای غذا درست کنی ؟!
پـَـَـ نــه پـَـَــــ خانوادش اومدن از سردخونه میخوان ببرن خاکش کنن….


معلم: کي جواب اين سوالو ميدونه؟ من دستمو بردم بالا. معلم: ميخواي جواب بدي؟ من: پــــَ نه پــــَ ميخوام ببينم باد از کدوم ور مياد!

رفتم پيژامه از کمد برداشتم پوشيدم
بابام ميگه از تو کمد برداشتي؟
پَـــــ نَ پـَــــــ گذاشته بودم تو يخچال تابستونيه پيژامه تگري بپوشم خنک شم


بعد از 9 ماه انتظاربچه ام به دنیا اومده باکلی ذوق به بابام نشونش دادم . میگه بچته؟میگم پس نه پس؟!اینو تازه از اینترنت دانلود کردم ،نسخه آزمایشیه.

ماشينو بردم کارواش يارو ميگه ميخواي بشوري ؟
پَ نَ پَ آوردم فقط اتو کنم !


رفتم گل فروشي، مي گم ببخشيد، کاکتوس هم داريد؟ مي گه واسه دکور مي خواين؟ پـَـــ نــه پـَـــ تو خونمون شتر پرورش مي ديم، مي خوام يه وقت احساس غربت نکنن، حس کنن خونه خودشونه!

ميخواستم بخوابم به خواهرم گفتم لامپو خواموش کن .
گفت نورش اذيت مي کنه ؟
گفتم: پَ نه پَ …
گفت : جرات داري بگو ؟
گفتم : پتو ميکشم سرم خوب .
گفت آفرين بلاخره آدم شدي
گفتم پَ نه پَ فکر کردي تا ابد الاغ مي مونم


يارو عکسمو ديده ميگه:اااا دماغ خودته اين؟ پـَـَــــ نــه پـَـَــــ دماغ اجدادمه که بيني به بيني، نسل به نسل منتقل شده الان رسيده به من!!!!

ميگن کريستف کلمب وقتى رسيد به آمريکا سرش رو از پنجره کشتى کرد بيرون

از يه سرخ پوست پرسيد:داداش اينجا آمريکاست؟
سرخ پوست گفت: پس نه! ژاپونه ما هم چون لباس تنمون نيست از خجالت قرمز شديم!


با دوستم رفتيم باغ وحش،جلوي قفسِ شيروايساديم.

دوستم ميگه:شيرِ؟ ميگم:پَــــ نَپَــــ… گربه اس باباش

مرده ريش گذاشته!


حدود ۳ صبح بود رفتم سر یخچال پارچ آب رو برداشتم آب بخورم.
دوستم بلند شده میگه می‌خوای آب بخوری ؟
گفتم پـَـَـ نــه پـَـَــــ تو خواب یادم افتاد به گلا آب ندادم می‌خوام بهشون آب بدم


دوازده شب رسيدم دم خونه کليد نداشتم به داداشم زنگ زدم

ميگم يواش درو باز کن بقيه بيدار نشن .ميگه در خونه رو؟

پَـــ نَ پَـــ در يخچالو!!! سر شب گرمم بود رفتم پشت تخم مرغها !


رفتم ماشينو از پارکينگ بگيرم يارو ميپرسه ميريد داخل؟ ميگم پـَـــ نــه پـَـــ ديگه مزاحمتون نميشم فقط به ماشينم بگيد من دم در منتظرشم!

به دوستم اس ام اس زدم میگم ببین این شماره رو میشناسی میگه مزاحمه؟ پـَـــ نــه پـَـــ شماره بابامه.دادم پیشت باشه

مگس نشسته رو برنج به خواهرم میگم: مگـــــــــــــــــس ... !
میگه بکشمش؟؟
پَ نه پَ زشته برنج خالی بخوره یکم خورشت بریز واسش


به داداشم ميگم سر رات داري مياي يه ليوان ابم بيار بهم ميگه تشنته ?
ميگم : پَ نه پَ من آن گلبرگ مغرورم که مي ميرم ز بي آبي ولي با منت و خواري پي شبنم نمي گردم !


دارم کباب درست میکنم رو منقل و سیخای کبابو میگردونم ...
اومده خودشو لوس کرده با لحن بچه گونه میگه عشقم داری کباب درست میکنی؟
پَ نه پَ دارم فوتبال دستی بازی میکنم




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