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前言
先祝大家情人節快樂❤
擒人劫就是要綁架人嘛❤
不管有沒有情人，還是先說聲情人節快樂吧❤
這次的故事跟前一篇並無任何關聯，前一篇故事龜速生產中還請各位大大不用擔心?(X
然後有點閃光炸彈，請自己小心，務必配戴Q6護目鏡觀看。雖然這只是個短篇
以下正文。
※廢文注意
※架空設定
※兩人關係進展良好
※角色崩壞有
※第三人稱視角
「該死，逆合成又失敗了。」漢斯看著合成失敗的廢裝不悅的說道。
「嗯?你這次又做了什麼好事?」泰伯笑笑的說。
「就......Q5幸運物又再一次的變成了Q6武配了。」漢斯看著空無一物的裝備倉......
「可惡，為了生出Q6幸運物送你當情人節禮物，費盡了倉庫中所有的裝備，好不容易擠出了一件Q5幸運物，賭上一切的運氣逆合成，卻變成了一件武配......何況還是廢裝......」漢斯在心裡如此想著，卻又以帶著憐愛的眼光看著泰伯的個人頁面。
「那你這次也賠太大了......這麼傷身體不好吧。」
「沒關係啦，他是漢斯欸。」ZA不負責任的拋出這麼一句話。
「可是做死傷身體呀......」泰伯有點擔心的看著漢斯。
「泰伯難得這麼關心漢斯呢!」鋼珠筆笑著又說「蛋蛋，多跟漢斯學學啊!」
「我哪有不關心妳......」福利蛋委屈的滾到牆角。
「好啦乖啦，愛你呦。」鋼珠筆到牆角安慰福利蛋。
「泰伯，可以把他們BAN掉嗎？」漢斯眼角帶淚的抓著泰伯的袖子。
「可以是可以啦，只是你什麼時候變成這種屬性的角色了？」
「因為今天是情人節，做死失敗還要看那個蛋跟那個筆在哪邊放閃，我只覺得心好痛、眼睛好痠連耳朵都要流血了。」漢斯說道「而且你看看國頻，拉米歐都壞掉了。」
「呃，所以你的重點是『情人節』跟『逆合失敗』然後因為『情人節』的關係，拉米歐在國頻發瘋？」
「對。」漢斯哀傷的看著泰伯。
「不要用那種眼神看我......我心臟無法承受。」
「漢斯、泰伯，整個倉鼠頻都被你們洗版了。」ZA拿起Q6護目鏡，馬上戴上。「很閃。」
「ZA，我跟漢斯不是那種關係。」泰伯連忙澄清。
「可是泰伯.......」
「嗯？漢斯怎麼了？」
「......沒事。我大概逆合失敗有點神智不清了。」
「嗯，我知道。乖，吃藥。」泰伯拿出石油跟石材給漢斯。
「話不是這樣說的吧!!」泰伯這個舉動令漢斯有點哭笑不得，到底該吃還是不該吃呢？
「真是恩愛呀，對吧蛋蛋？」鋼珠筆笑著看兩人可愛的互動......可愛？
「我們也可以像他們一樣呀❤」什麼？愛心？
「我餵你吃石材、喝石油嗎？」鋼珠筆臉上帶著「笑容」背後冒出不明的黑煙......等等這轉變也太快了吧!!
「呃......不好吧，不能餵我吃飯，喝水嗎？」福利蛋往後退了幾步，以保持安全距離？
「漢斯，我們換個地方聊好了。這小倆口太閃，我的熊眼快爛了。」泰伯無奈的戴起Q6護目鏡。
「我們兩個也可以學他們呀。」漢斯笑笑的看著泰伯。
「啊？漢斯哩洗勒工沙ㄒ......你在說什麼蠢話啊？」泰伯拿下Q6護目鏡，有點驚訝的看著漢斯。
「嗯？就我們兩個閃瞎他們所有人呀。」
「你是逆合失敗導致現在如此喪心病狂嗎？」
「沒有呦，就只是想和你放閃，閃瞎倉鼠頻、閃爆國頻呀❤」又是愛心？
漢斯看著泰伯笑笑的說，不過到底是從什麼時候開始的呢？喜歡這樣跟泰伯互相吐槽，喜歡這樣跟泰伯戰場互推，喜歡這樣跟泰伯情侶對唱......不對他們還沒一起唱過屋頂。
「可是漢斯......你不是男的嗎......」泰伯心裡無限掙扎，也不是說討厭漢斯......只是漢斯今天真的太奇怪了。
「男生就不能對男生產生感情嗎？」
「漢斯......」泰伯遲疑了一下「你做死做過頭了，乖，去休息。」
「我......只是......」只是太喜歡你，以至於現在不知所措呀!!
泰伯把一個Q1幸運草交給漢斯「去休息一下，祝好運。」
漢斯接過幸運草，馬上抱住泰伯「謝謝你......還有......」
「嗯？」泰伯原本想掙脫......嘛，就暫時這樣吧。
「沒事。」漢斯放開泰伯，同時對著泰伯笑了一下。
一陣子過後......
「泰伯!!」漢斯穿著全套Q6裝，不包含幸運物，到泰伯面前。
「什麼？等等你打扮這麼正式是要做什麼，在戰場上推倒我？」
「情人節快樂。」漢斯拿出一個Q6的幸運物給泰伯。
「啊？什麼？欸？等等？」泰伯慌了一下「你是去哪裡搶劫搶來這Q6小兔子的？」
「多虧了你的幸運草。」
「喔，很好啊。快ㄆㄅ啊!」
「怎麼這樣......我還混了許多對你的愛才合成成功的耶!」
「不ㄆㄅ就唱歌啊!」泰伯又頓了一下「什麼對我的愛......你現在是逆合成功然後頭腦壞掉就是了？」
「就......欸嘿？」
「不要鋼珠筆上身啊!不是欸嘿就可以解決所有問題的好嗎!!」
「好啦，收下這兔兔。然後情人節快樂，愛你啾咪❤」
「你......!!」
「有什麼話等之後再說❤」
「等等!!欸？到戰場上互輾嗎?難怪你要穿得這麼正式......!!」
「當然是到床上互輾呀❤」
「不要啊!!」漢斯抱起慘叫的泰伯，瀟灑離開......怎麼覺得好像哪裡怪怪的?
「蛋蛋你看，好閃。」鋼珠筆留著筆血微笑的看著倉鼠頻。
「我們也可以像他們一樣呀。」
「不要。」
「怎麼這樣......都欺負我，我那麼愛你......」
「我要推倒你❤」
「好喔❤」
就這樣，又是個和平的一天，真是太好了呢。
祝各位E-sim玩家情人節快樂❤漢斯跟泰伯要幸福哦❤
後記
寫到一半我就快死掉了(掩面
寫完之後我只覺得:我到底寫了三小...
基本上是以倉鼠頻為背景啦......爛爛的文筆什麼的就不管了w
然後文中不斷出來的蛋蛋就無視吧www
還是一句話"情人節快樂"喔❤
-2015/02/14
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.