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我家菜地被野猪拱了 (Political)
Posted 9 years ago by
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其实……那个……

我老婆叫印泥,她总说我做事太冲动。

切,她懂个毛线,我们也才认识几天不到。

要不是因为俺最近手头紧,就凭她那的飞机场小咪咪俺才不屌她呢。

因为特殊的兴趣爱好,她干的是兽医这个工作。

前天我弟弟湾湾来我家串门,抱了一只叫伊狼的野猪让她帮忙看病。

印泥挺敬业,抱着伊狼紧忙活了一晚上……

早上俺去她诊所看望她,发现她那个13A的苏门答腊牌胸罩掉地上了……

回到家里我还没说啥,她还先冲我瞎嚷嚷,最后激动的把我们的结婚证都给撕了。

那头野猪也一个劲的撅起屁股拱我,把我脚丫子都弄伤,这时候我才知道这头野猪得的居然是狂犬病。

本来楼道里有个叫联盟的保安能制止这二货猪的,没想到他们当时也挺忙……



卧槽,老子要让丫知道,跟患者发生关系是她这辈子最大的错误!

另外,那头野猪我也要好好拾掇,正确的姿势我还是知道的。



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