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30 facts about her:
1. The first rule of Pinkie Pie is you do not talk about Pinkie Pie. Unless you're inviting her to a party. Or saying something nice about her. Or if you're going to give her cake and ice cream.
2. Pinkie Pie doesn't know the last digit of pi, but she knows it sounds delicious.
3. Pinkie Pie once broke so far through the 4th wall that she was sent into the real world and threw everyone who witnessed a party. Everyone who attended the party exploded from the sheer awesomeness.
4. Pinkie Pie is the only Earth Pony who can float in the air like a Pegasus AND disappear and reappear at random like a unicorn.
5. Pinkie Pie is, in fact, NOT crazy. She's actually normal. Everyone else around her is crazy.
6. The chief import of Pinkie Pie is sugar
7. Pinkie Pie's not stalking you. She just wants to be your friend… fooooreeeeverrrr!
8. You can't keep secrets from Pinkie Pie because she's always right behind you or hiding somewhere nearby.
9. Not even Rainbow Dash is fast enough to hide from Pinkie Pie.
10. Pinkie Pie sued Pepe LePew for stealing her stalking bounce. Pinkie Pie won the case unanimously.
11. The reason there is no Equestrian Idol is because Pinkie Pie was rejected after her audition. Never say no to Pinkie Pie.
12. Bin Laden was caught because of a tip from Pinkie Pie, who broke through the 4th wall and landed in his hideout.
13. Pinkie Pie does all her shopping at Factory Card & Party Outlet. By the way, there are no Factory Card & Party Outlets in Equestria.
14. Chuck Norris wears Pinkie Pie pajamas.
15. Pinkie Pie can ignore the laws of physics. The laws of physics don't dare ignore her.
16. Pinkie Pie can eat cookie dough through a straw… of hay.
17. You know that brick you found with a straw stuck right through it? That was no tornado, that was Pinkie Pie playing her version of darts
18. The ghoulies come out at night because they're scared of Pinkie Pie's giggle.
19. Pinkie Pie can pop popcorn without heating it.
20. Pinkie Pie can play Playstation Network on a Super Nintendo.
21. Scientists discovered rubber through a flake of Pinkie Pie's skin.
22. Rubber is pink because it comes from Pinkie Pie.
23. Scientists are still not willing to make any firm statements regarding the existence of Pinkie Pie. They believe she's currently bunkmates with Schrodinger's Cat
24. Earthquakes are just the ground shaking when Pinkie Pie lands after jumping into the stratosphere.
25. The main energizing component in Red Bull is one drop of Pinkie Pie's spit.
26. Pinkie Pie can bake a cake in her freezer.
27. Pinkie Pie can freeze ice cubes in her oven.
28. Pinkie Pie reached level 100 on World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade.
29. Physicists have announced that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle has been superseded by the Pinkie Pie Principle... but admit they can't explain what it means.
30. Adamantium isn't actually a metal, but a synthetic material made with one cell from Pinkie Pie's hooves.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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