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[撸迅讲坛]乱世三分 (Political)
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小时候喜欢看三国,看银英传。大了才发现,人生里任何有利益关系的事都是博弈,三角博弈,则是万变不离其宗的博弈根本。

混沌之初,三分天下。于是esim有了NRD(鸟叔),Egoist(狗爷)两个誓不两立的联盟。而很快的,一些有点势力的诸侯也开始报团,于是有了结构略微松散NOW(不孬)联盟。

这三个联盟,分不出魏蜀吴。NRD一度很像魏国,被很多人认为是颠覆级别的,但是最近出现了很多问题。而Egoist虽然和NRD是死敌,但其实也并不如蜀汉那么积弱,尤其在资源方面,和蜀汉并不象,更像一个次级别的魏。而NOW盟更和吴国不象,NOW的结构相当松散,基本上是你想来就来,想走就走的。
与银英比更是不同。所以这是一个全新的三角博弈局面。

除了三个联盟,还有更松散的乌桓(波兰,立陶宛),南蛮(智利,阿根廷),山越(印度,印尼),羌人(比利时,德国),以及剩下的一些小国。

鼎立初期。 NRD和Egoist火拼。NOW因为组织松散还没成型,被迫看戏加搞乱。这个时候乌桓(波兰,立陶宛)和NRD很亲热啊。NRD又是封地,又是送钱。乌桓自然也是得了好处要卖乖,积极帮NRD输出兵源。同时候,NRD的中国方面又搞定了山越(印度,印尼),一个册封,一个压制。南蛮(智利,阿根廷)也是妥妥的馅饼。

这个时期的Egoist有点迷茫,首席诸侯塞尔维亚因为科索沃的问题在闹情绪,另一边的保加利亚则和NRD的罗马尼亚撸的昏天暗地,对着叫苦的塞尔维亚就一句话,"你丫别烦我"。没办法,塞尔维亚欺负过太多小诸侯了。尤其有个叫阿鲁巴的小同志,一直对塞尔维亚心怀不满,基本上是见面就死掐的主。偏偏又遇到塞尔维亚软了。也是掐得火热。

某天,郁郁不得志的塞尔维亚遇到了忧桑的鸟叔。塞尔维亚火了,“我说你丫的天天合伙阿鲁巴撸我,你忧桑个毛?”。鸟叔也火了,“毛,老子也是内忧外患啊,你说老子养了那么一群小崽子(部分NOW加乌桓),总是有的没的一波流,该撸的时候和我说撸干了,怎么搞? 加上哥家里的首席诸侯湾湾在睡觉,时不时还打个呼。”

两杯酒下肚,塞尔维亚和鸟叔竟然交心了。塞维:"老叔啊,你看我那些盟友,各个吃里爬外的,说我是联盟第一诸侯有毛用,你家有个睡觉的湾湾,咱这何止一个哟,而且还是假睡,哪呼噜绝壁是假呼噜。" NRD:"塞弟啊,叔也知道,当初狠心把你扔外面就是觉得你能力强,交际广,能自己养活自己。你看罗马尼亚这干儿子,我不养着不行啊。谁知道世道这么乱,乱出了个翔样。要不你回来吧,叔养你。"

原来塞维是失散多年的大娃。。。

于是塞尔维亚离开了Egoist,加入了NRD。

这一加问题就大了。首先NOW盟那帮吃货不干了,尤其是阿鲁巴。阿鲁巴找上门来说,“这不好好的嘛,干吗收了塞儿维亚。你收了塞尔维亚我干谁去?科索沃自古就是阿鲁巴的,阿鲁巴满赛!” NRD:"娃啊,这不塞维都消停了嘛,没事不能歇歇吗?” “歇你妹!”

于是塞尔维亚和阿鲁巴停火了。。。

但是阿鲁巴的那口气没消,其实我觉得阿鲁巴是怕塞维块头大。于是阿鲁巴默默的扎起了小草人儿。

同时间的,Ego那帮黑社会也出来了。"嘿,今天爷是日了狗了?你把爷最好的狗牵走了,谁给爷看门啊?黑,给我用嘴喷死他丫的"。狗爷指着塞维的背影。于是漫天遍野的讨塞维文出现了。无非是,塞维你长胆了啊,塞维你翅膀硬了啊,打不过就闪你要不要脸啊,省略一万字,和泼妇骂街差不多,我这会儿都能看见阳光下反着光的唾沫星子。

话说,塞维回了NRD以后真的是乖。不出去惹事了,家里有什么事情也都参与。

日子就这么过着。NRD和Ego不停的变换着体位。摇啊摇。

然后这天,以色列突然急报,说北面海上出现不明生物,怀疑是土鸡。
1小时后再报,就是土鸡,红红的土鸡。

这还了得,以色列也不是吃素的,至少那时还没吃素。给爷操家伙上。。。于是就打起来了。

也是这天。以色列和土鸡打的火热。北面来了个呼噜声。

狗爷的营房里,“报~~~台。。台台台湾。。。他醒了。”“尼玛”,这是狗爷的第一反应,“看看去。”

这不看不要紧,一看狗爷就坐了。原来鸟叔把整个东骑营都派来了。睡足的台湾无人能挡,后面还有个随时补血加补刀光环的中国。狗爷一看自己这边,保加利亚在CD,伊朗在打野。对面火都点上了,就差鸡了。没办法,只好给土鸡加了个祝福,把土鸡往前一推,说了最情真意切的一句话“认识你是我这被子最幸福的事情”,然后就撤了,留下土鸡在抹泪。

话说土鸡打仗也真不愣。各个打满了鸡血(尼玛本来就是鸡)。你人多是吧,老子血多,夯。

血多到底是架不过人多。土鸡半跪了。

这半跪的土鸡嘴里还念念有词,什么Q5 1块5啊,爆击30块啊的。丫在算账。。。算着算着还唱了

“摩擦 摩擦
在这光滑的地上摩擦
月光下我看到自己的身影
有时很远有时很近
感到一种力量驱使我的脚步
摩擦 摩擦


要不说土鸡是真Carry呢,回血快,输出猛,关键是踩点还准,靠着摩擦的脚步,竟然隔天又活了。而且这一活就活出了精彩。

有多精彩?

请看下回分解。。。



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