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Bohuzial som musel par basni vylucit, lebo boli skopirovane z internetu. Dalej som musel vylucit z losovania o equipment hraca adamqqo, na zaklade udalosti jeho odchodu a o kvoli tomu, ze goldy a equipment ktore na to pojdu z rozpoctu Slovenska by mali byt vyuzite v bitkach za Slovensko a nie inde. (aby sa nepovedalo, zaradil som ho do zoznamu pre hlasovanie o gold. Kazdy kto napisal basnicku z vlastnej hlavy symbolicky ziska 1 gold)
Basnicky:
Ja som bojovníkov král
a vždy keď som cluch dal
tak celý svet sa proti mne postavil hneď.
Ja som vždy okrádal dane
strach nemám pred banom,
dobrú výstroj mám za ne
hoc ma volajú klamárom.
A tak si hovorím, bež len kam ty chceš,
zdrhaj kam len sa dá,
je lepšie byť blázon
než byť doma a hňup,
a preto si ja urobím do Mexika šup.
Nečakám až ma zajtra národ zavolá,
to radšej za goldy dáka MUčka povolá.
Utekám pred hanbou ulice,
až ďaleko za naše hranice.
Nech zničí sa komplet naša zem,
ja bojovať proti Slovensku navždy chcem.
Kiež by som vedel byť chlap,
a mat svojich druhov rád,
avšak ja iba zle robiť viem
vedzte, že za to nemôžem!
Sova to je krásny tvor,
múdry, pekný, všetkých vzor.
V noci je to rýchli dravec,
či samica, či už samec.
V noci bystro chytá myši,
cez deň ticho spinká v skrýši.
Keď ju spatril mororus,
bola z toho krásna hus!
Skrátka je to skvelí tvor
múdry, pekný, všetkých vzor.
Prelúdium:
Mororus, to on je nás nováčikov guru, vodca, poloboh a kráľ,
vlastností takých, že aj Trevor by sa ním rád stal.
Alebo aspoň dobrú, k srdcu volajúcu báseň o tom napísal...
Chrabrosť by mal, no talent básnický ten zhora nie každému dal.
Sonet samotný:
Zmráka sa. To chmáry nakopené, čierne slnka zastreli jas.
Vandali a Légie znovu okolo nám hraníc krúžia...
A naše stráže, hoci ostražito a bdelo slúžia,
nestihli ani zrak zdvihnúť, keď poľnice vojnovej zaznel hlas.
Je takých mnoho, čo radi by si zo Slovenska urvali svoj kus,
do poroby a temnôt by uvrhli nás, okovy nám dali,
všetok náš krásny súzvuk a pohodu by nám vzali,
no my hrádzu, hať prepevnú voči tomu máme: je tu s nami Mororus!
Bitiek bolo veľa, stále mnoho je, a ešte viac ich tu aj bude.
Mnohí z nich aj z nás si aj do flamov vylejú svoj hnus,
no keď sa súperi zas stretnú hoc aj na poslednom súde,
vrátane tých, čo nemali a nepobrali básnický vkus:
povedzte len, keby niekto posledný zostal stáť na rodnej hrude,
kto iný by to mohol byť než Mororus?
Kai sa na svet občas díva okom pochmúrnym a ustaraným,
kto by sa mu divil, mať pod sebou háveď ako my?
No to oko jeho rozhodne neplanie mu svitom planým,
nič ho neodvráti od tejto služby, nevytočí, nezlomí...
Na bedrách prezidenta veľká záťaž, zodpovednosť leží,
a niektorí z nás viac na škodu než na osoh mu sú.
Kto nebol na tom tak, že s dlaňou otrčenou za ním beží?
Potom nie je vôbec ľahké viesť rozpočet do plusu.
A aj keď sa bojuje, Kai vždy v prvých radoch bitky býva,
neskryje sa nikdy v teplom kresle svojho úradu.
Vidíme ho tam, kde v poslednej minúte sa rovnováha kýva,
Keď náhle príde mnoho mega úder zozadu.
Nech táto skromná óda vavrínom ovenčí mu sluchy,
malý nováčik, ten ťažko môže niečo väčšie dať.
A netvárte sa vy ostatní, že ste hluchí:
viac pomáhať mu, a už toľko nepindať !
Turn the customs off
There was a country, fairly proud
it's got nice language, spoken aloud
everyone seemed to enjoy the language,
but one, who saw its serious damage.
Its citizen announced a contest,
to bring the culture to the game -
"Let the new ideas be expressed.
The winner gets the gold and fame!"
After the poetry had been ruined,
the one, the savior came.
It cannot be fixed with any doing,
he knows it, and he thinks it's shame.
They used Slovak, the language most terrible,
its words are nowhere near credible.
He tries to soothe it, relieve the pain,
but they say it's Slovak reign.
Despite the fact he still believes
his gold promised will not be seized.
Well, if he gets it, he'll be pleased.
Je to pribeh smutný,
za podmienok drsnych.
Žil si spokojne,
ba až úžasne.
Videl iba tmu,
zrazu do očí mu,
svetlo vniklo,
a nie len tak bliklo.
Rýchlo sa postavil,
na stôl narazil.
Na ňom bezmocne ležal,
nemal nohy - nebežal.
Zrazu niečo vidi,
azda sa mu sní?
Zrazu cíti veľkú bolesť,
snaží sa zo sna vyliezť.
Vidí vnútro svoje,
oči si radšej kryje.
Zrazu niečo vlhké,
ba až mlské.
Bol pokrytý žltou,
sťa voda v záchode.
Bolo to studené,
a hlavne mohutné.
Odrazu sa zo stola zdvihol,
lúč slnka sa mu v oku mihol.
Vidí otvor ako tunel,
naposledy svetlo uzrel.
Začína ho to bolieť,
seba nebude už vidieť.
Dostáva sa pomaly nižšie,
jeho smútok ide hlbšie.
Zrazu sa s nim niečo deje,
smrad pri ňom veje.
Netuší čo deje sa,
tunelom plazí sa.
Neskôr svetlo spatril,
koniec života ucitil.
Posledný zvuk života,
čľup do záchoda.
Či si hrdý Slovák, alebo len trápna vec,
nebuď sviňa, nebuď prašivec !
Do boja ťa volám, za tvoju rodnú zem,
príď ju podporiť na E-Slovensko naše sem.
Nebojuj proti, ale bojuj za nás,
pretože aj Slovensko je plné krás.
Krás, ktoré si chrániť treba,
inak tebe špina beda!
Burcujem nás, hrdá Slovač,
ničoho sa neboj!
Zdvihni Quip nad hlavu,
Na slávu a na boj !
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
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