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Moj u Sjevernoj Bosni (Fun)
Posted 9 years ago by
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Ovo je još jedno izdanje novina ,,Press RS,,

Ovo je nastavak šalive Oficirove poezije......



Mili Bože čuda velikoga
velikoga do krasnoga moga.
Kad se vojska u NB sjati
ko će koga ovde izjebati.


S' jedne strane Bosnaski car BadGoneBoy
i sto hiljada vojske mu kurate
na tovare hrane i džebane
da ih jebeš gde im sve to stane .


I hiljade jebozovnih bula
vranih konja, magaraca, mula.
S druge strane Srpski car mirofa1337
krupnih muda i ogromne kare
sa šačicom probranih junaka
svakome je mudo kao šaka
i spremljena junačka kurčina
da nabije bar po tri Turčina.


Brojem ih je deset puta manje
al su tako spremni za jebanje
da BadGoneBoy-a sjebu na brzinu
i kompletnu Bosansku carevinu.


S desne strane SNIFF ratnice
od kurca mu mnogi izgiboše
hodi svetom uzduž i popreko
kuratijeg nema na daleko
jebao je uoči poklada
caricu usred Sarajeva
naočigled ovog belog sveta.


Do njega je Djeneral
ljut kuronja bez straha i mane
muda su mu ko topovsko đule
taj odjednom jebe po tri bule
gledali ga na Bozic zoru
kako hladi muda u Bosforu.


Uz njega su deset Gvozdenjaka
strahovito kuratih mladića
nisu ljudi nego prava čuda
svaki ima bar po devet muda
ponosito pored mirofa1337 jašu
svakom kurac visi u unkasu
perjanice od pičkine dlake
Bože mili gledaj te junake.


S leve strane Oficir s ruzom
kurčina mu po ušima tuče
sa ElmiRR-om na megdanu bio
sjeb'o ga je nije se javio.


Do njega je Facebreaker Zlopogleđa
drži kitu vezanu za leđa
sa VSS je pregazio Drinu
zajeban - u pičku materinu.


Sa njima je Nikiforos junače
jebe Bosance i tad neprestane
nego krka negde u zasedi
taj ni muvu u letu ne štedi.
Išao je u carsku Rusiju
pored dvorca zauzeo busiju
i čekao je ko orao pticu
da pojebe rusku caricu.

S njim je mnogo hrabrih hajdučina
nadrkanih i spremnih kurčina
da iz neba picajzla padne
šanse bi joj bile stvarno jadne
nigde ne bi na zemljicu pala
negde bi se ko bog zadržala
jal na konju, jal na jataganu
jal na kakvom polnome organu.





Ne želim da se niko nadje uvredjen,ovo je samo igra





VRS do kraja






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