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然而，当朕和朕的族人双脚踏上这块土地的时候，朕发现原来澜沧早就已经是故事里的王国，而现在这块地方，叫做老挝。
朕现在坐在高棉南面靠海的竹脚小楼里，这里三面环海,香蕉畅吃，然而周围都是猴子。在高棉流亡的这段日子里，朕教会了这里的猴子钓鱼。朕想朕会很幸福。
这是朕行宫的照片。
朕的下一步计划是教会这里的猴子如何开一个连锁式酒店。朕想朕会很幸福。
回想几个月前，朕回到老挝。发现这里到处都是西洋的白毛鬼。有古罗马的马其顿人和荒蛮的匈牙利人。我故乡的子民竟然大多背井离乡早就离开了这里，只有这两帮白毛鬼子在互撕。朕原来想上去干他丫的。然后发现人手不足。。。于是怂了。
但是俗话说酒后壮怂胆,那天我们族人聚会，喝了点酒，于是朕和大家提议全家回老挝撕逼。结果我族里比较先进的部分毛子表示，南蛮之地，遍地猴子，有失身份，过惯了好日子的毛子宁愿躺尸俄罗斯，不愿来南蛮开荒。。于是威望－1，人心－1。
当然，毛子分支的失败并不是完全的，我带领部分愿意做贵族(猴子)的毛子和本身的族人开始在老挝撕逼。人口+1，统帅+1。朕是有一个计划的，朕想朕会很幸福。
金顶照我去战斗。
朕计划的第一步是联合势弱的马其顿人先撕掉匈牙利人。然而失败了。。。
为什么呢？因为朕的高冷(没人刁)令西方人很不习惯。同时，马其顿人觉得自己有足够的胜算，并且胆大妄为的建立了伪老挝政权。
简直放肆！是能忍，孰不能忍？
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然后朕忍了。。。威望-2
朕是深谋远虑的王族，表面上和马其顿人还是要团结的。同时在本土游历时发现台湾盟友一枚。友好度+1，视野+1
我想因为朕是本地的，他们担心朕有一百种方法让他们无可奈何。所以朕一直霸着(趴着)唯一个值钱资源没放。朕觉得马其顿人没有任何办法。
直到有一天，马其顿伪政府突然抢走了朕的资源。然而朕无可奈何。士气-1。
朕决定要做些什么。朕决定要阅兵。朕想朕会很幸福。士气+5，威望+5,统帅+2
阅兵后朕的澜沧一族势气空前。与对立势力的参数值一度达到。
澜沧 士气 5 人口4 威望5 统帅3
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马其顿 士气 50 人口15 统帅 20
匈牙利 士气 50 人口 18 统帅16
楼下保安 士气10 人口2 统帅 5
额，然而没有什么卵用。
怎么这样。。。人家明明很努力。。。
于是朕做了个决定，撤。
隔壁的高棉帝国和澜沧帝国出自同一血脉。而且朕缺的人家都不缺。于是朕觉得跪舔成功率+50。
后来获知高棉帝国内部并不太稳定，需要人口稳定局势，跪舔成功率+50
朕出手跪舔。
跪舔成功，跪舔加成+10。
您获得了跪舔骄子的成就。
于是后来就像你看的，朕现在在高棉南海统管群猴。很快高棉打下老挝，朕还得到了封地，朕想朕会很幸福。
肛肛的。。。
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