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Reiz sen senos laikos, vissenākajos, ko cilvēce atcerās, kad karaļvalsts lauki vēl nebij pakļauti aktīvai rūpnieciskai ražošanai un resursu ieguvei dienas gaismu ieraudzīja divi pretstati - osislp un Ksenons . Osis jau kopš bērnības bij ar augstiem mērķiem un standartiem un ātri vien nosprauda mērķi savā dzīvē - būšu kruts, vienalga ko un kā tas man prasīs, bet Ksenons klusiņām pa to laiku savā pagalmā smilšu kastē ar čomiem spēlējās un sāka iegūt pagalma cieņu un jaunus draugus.
Laikam ejot, viņu ceļi nekrustojās līdz pat brīdim, kad bija pieejama tikai viena biļete uz bībera koncertu, kuru abi tik ļoti gribēja, bet tā bij tikai viena un tika noteikts, ka to iegūs tikai viens Pūpēžu ciema iedzīvotājs.
Ksenons bravūrīgi paziņoja - "tā kā neviens negrib, došos es ar savu svītu, būs viss labi, twītošu no konča, iemācīšu deju soļus, jūs tak esat mani draugi un savu ciema godu es tur celšu un ciems kļūs karaļvalstī slavens."
Osislp tikai nosmīkņāja un ar greizu skatienu noteica - "Kur lien kurkuli, tev vēl mātes piens no krūts jāzīž, es gana liels, lai mani spētu kāds ieraudzīt, svīta man nav vajadzīga, un vispār, es no krutāka rajona nāku!"
Tā nu abi saķērās pirmo reizi, ar ko sākās staipīšana no abu puses un abi nu mērīja kam nu garāks. Tā kā katrs bij par savu taisnību, tad tika nolemts, lai visu izšķir ciema pensīši, kas regulāri apmeklē zaļumballes tieši tai's brīžos, kad notiek svarīgo priekš ciema lietu lemšana. Balsojums bij skarbs, tantes ar super netto maisiņiem sita viena otrai, cenšoties panākt savu taisnību. Gala galā balsošanas rezultāti bij šokējoši - par nieka ciemata nomaļās daļas divu sadzērušos tīņu balsīm šajā cīņā uzvarēja osislp.
Uzreiz jau viņa bravūrība uzauga vēl neredzētos augstumos, ar lepnu skatienu viņš skatījās uz visiem un rādot ar pirkstu teica - "Tu man neesi vajadzīgs!; Tu esi nulle!; Ko Tu vēl gribi?" Ciema vecākie sāka apdomāt tādu rīcību, jo tas spētu ietekmēt ciema slavu plašajā karaļvalstī. Tika nolemts rīkoties, jau stundu pēc rezultātu paziņošanas tika nolemts viņu nolinčot , bet kāds bij aizmirsis atnest virvi un daži teica - "Varbūt velns nav tik mells kā viņu mālē? varbūt tas ir eņģelis, kas ieradies mūs glābt".
Bet kūtrākās ciema tantes nepadevās un ar ciema pagalma čali devās linčot vēlreiz un vēlreiz . Ar katru reizi izskatījās arvien cerīgāk, bet vēljoprojām pietrūka viena cilvēka atbalsts, kas osislp no beņķīša nogrūstu, bet tad no krūmiem, bikses ar dabīgo skābi nejauši nopilinājis, izstreipuļoja elviic , kurš smagi nesa pēc kandžas un lētām cigaretēm un skaļi iesācās - "Kas i, bez manis nu nekā nevarat, ik?!" un kāju beidzot izsperot beņķīti no osislp kājām, panāca taisno tiesu .
Bet ar to stāsts nebeidzās.
Ksenons savāca svītu un devās uz bībera koncertu, bet osislp no aizkapa dzīves vēl ironiski gārdza -
"I get on with life as a Gamer,
I'm a small kinda person.
I like Sucking lollypops on Sundays,
I like Being nerd in the week.
I like to contemplate Ksenons.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Beer Unit.
Shoop-shoop!
Do I love Beer Unit more than Ksenons?
Do I love Beer Unit more than Ksenons?
I like to use words like 'retard,'
I like to use words like 'nerd.'
I like to use words about Ksenons.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Beer Unit.
Shoop-shoop!
Do I love Beer Unit more than Ksenons?
Do I love Beer Unit more than Ksenons?
I like to hang out with Melduks,
I like to kick back with PartyBoy,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Beer Unit.
Shoop-shoop!
Do I love Beer Unit more than Ksenons?
Do I love Beer Unit more than Ksenons?
I'm not too fond of osislp,
I really hate girls,
But I just think back to Beer Unit,
And I'm happy once again."
Šim stāstam nav beigas, kongresa dzīve ir jautra, šis jāuztver ar humora piedevu
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
