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The Best way to tell someone you don't like them
is to text them "370HSSV 0773H"
and tell them to read it upside down
Nr. 2
Read this out loud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
now go back and read third word only, in each line from the start
Nr. 3
If you are bored this is a to do list just for you:
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
4. Get into crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why gathered you here today."
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries that.
6. Run into store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell " Yes! It worked" And run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help I've been turned into a parrot".
10. Follow joggers around in you car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Nr. 4
*At a restaurant*
-Would you like a table?
- No, Not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please....
Nr. 5
I'm a LEADER not a FOLLOWER
Unless it's a DARK PLACE then screw it, You're going first.
Nr. 6
If the people in Horror movies listened to me they would still be alive...
Nr. 7
Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?"
12 people called me...
( when I tried this, only 1 friend called me, but it was one the funniest things on that day, you need to try this one)
)
Nr. 8
I want to steal a donuts truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a donuts truck on the news.
Nr. 9
I bought a dog once.
Named him 'Stay'.
Shouted: "Come here, Stay"
He's insane now.
Nr. 10 this one is the one I like the most : ))))
LESSON FOR YOU
A wise man sat in an audience and cracked a joke.
Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
HE SMILED AND SAID:
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing
Over and over again?
As you all know being an journalist there is not the job you get paid for, so any transaction would be a motivation for me to keep on working! with regards,arturas3201
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
