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都說是腦洞了就請不要再看

是的, 請馬上左轉出門吧 謝謝



這篇寫的是關於某天和軍團友人閒聊後做的一個夢



那天大抵就是聽人唱唱歌

然後聊點生活瑣碎的小事或是稍微看看戰場


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因為是未公開文章理論上不會有什麼人看到吧

我就只寫給後來還在 RC 沒睡的人接著看

大概或許會看懂的內容這樣


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總而言之呢..... 雖然我當時是和 RS 說我才剛教召

怎麼可能會再被教召呢沒可能嘛是吧........
















結果夢境剛開始的時候我已經被教召人在某營區裡了 .





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說不準是因為這幾天又開始下雨

夢境中雖然也下著令人煩悶的小雨

但是對教召兵而言下雨卻是好事

就不需要去野外做些很白痴的事

也不需要在營集合場上做些很白痴的事

總之很多白痴的事都可以避免了

下雨萬歲 ヾ(*ΦωΦ ) ノ



至於到底是些什麼白痴事就請別問了

也和故事沒關聯



正當我在營區某棟大樓想著還要多久才能從這鬼地方出去的時候


他出現了 .


「這樣的下雨天, 不能打籃球真是太遺憾了.... 」


左右環顧後, 我確定他是在和我說話

然而那聲音不知道為什麼似乎透露著一股淡淡的不悅


"或許這個人真的很喜歡打籃球..........吧"


對著陌生男子露出無奈的笑容, 我試著呼巄他

「等教召結束就可以在外面盡情打球了, 很快的很快的~~」

「如果可以這麼順利就好了...如果..........可以的話」


男子非常小聲的說完話後就落下我離去

我則不為為意地繼續待在角落等待中午放飯的召集


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一定是因為我退伍了

教召中比較反覆操作無意義的內容完全沒有出現在夢裡

場景很快的飛躍數天來到接近解召的前一天


那天晚上有類似歡送會之類的那種活動

正式名稱什麼的其實也不是重點而且我忘了

反正大家能一起平平安安過完這幾天就功德圓滿了










問題是那個晚會非常有問題



我嚴重懷疑是那天聽的歌充滿各種詭異元素的關係OAQq




最好是有旅長會在講演台上大聲唱著千本幼女什麼的......... ( OдO)?

又或是一票軍官忽然像舞孃俱樂部裡的舞者那樣一起踏起腿來就給他跳....下去.......( QдQ)?!





anyway , 那個瞬間我大概看到了人生跑馬燈什麼之類的





沒來的及看完那慘烈的現場我就先昏過去了 .



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醒來的時候已經隔天了

也就是準備解召了要回家了終於嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚

然後不知道為什麼

地下一樓的餐廳被摧毀了, 就像被 C4 之類什麼的炸過那種感覺



士官長眉頭一皺表示案情非常單純

犯人一定就是昨天晚會時提前離席的我....................啥( OдO)?!



飯菜也沒有難吃到會讓人想扔 C4 ....

反正我覺得我腦袋裡還有一個部份正在跑那個莫名奇妙的人生跑馬燈 ......( OдO)





這樣的人生根本滿是後悔好ㄇ......( QдQ)



好說歹說下, 士官長同意去調錄像來看犯人到底是誰

但是那個錄像怎麼看都只是一堆亂碼



士官長眉頭再一皺表示這上面蓋了國防布所以看到的都是亂碼是很正常的



『那是要調閱個毛啊這 .( OдO)?! 』



...............事後想想大概是因為那天下午

有和一些玩家稍微聊到過去 ORG log 的事

所以才會跑出這種不科學的內容來



最後士官長表示可以把所有人的相片用一台機器轉成亂碼

讓機器去自行比對........



我不知道你們信不信, 不過總之



我是直接跪給他跪了 , 這到底都是些什麼蠢事啊....



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最後我的罪嫌被洗清了雖然根本不知道犯人是誰

在我拎著行李要出門的那個莫門特

他又出現了


『.....為什麼十八年前你要說我的滑板鞋沒有辦法打籃球呢( OдO)!!! 』


長的像龐麥郎講話也像龐麥郎的男子就這樣拿著刀朝我筆直衝了過來

我不確定是不是因為他的滑板鞋是紅色的跑速有三倍還是什麼怎樣的

反正我覺得我死定了各位要準備燒紙給我了.........






但就在下一個莫門特 !!!

我手上不知道為什麼忽然跑出了噗⑨





我逃命般的舉著噗⑨向上一揮

只聽到清脆響亮噹的一聲

那把刀在刺到噗⑨渾圓的分不清是背還是屁股的那一刻

就這麼彈飛消失在天邊................




我 & 龐麥郎 : 『...............完全理解不能啊 ( OдO)!!!』

在下一刻龐麥郎就被憲兵給帶走了

故事大抵到這結束

我醒來的莫名奇妙

但是很久沒做過這種莫名奇妙的夢了

就試著寫一寫........




事後想想

我覺得或許是

王寶釧苦守寒窯十八年 + 我的板滑鞋 + 千本幼女


逆合成


再加上一些其它的各類原因

例如開場我會被教召肯定就是 RS 開的局之類的

中間再加上這些各類型的............坑( OдQ)



最後有了這個連拆都不能拆要直接廢棄的成品 .



我異常感謝噗⑨幫我用它那 Q10 DS 等級的屁屁

硬是扛下了那一刀

我到現在想起來還會覺得







果然根本理解不能( OдO)








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