Article
Hey my readers,
Have you ever been on global of articles? No mater if you was or not I'm gonna learn you about this art. Just stay here and scrool down this page ( You can choose from two ways ) !
1. Get cool banner for your newspaper.
Best with cars and sexy chicks. Get it from google images or smthng similar, no one will know.
2. Do some stats.
Many articles with stats are going to the global, but dont forget to do A LOT of stats becouse you will get more votes. If you are sloth you can write any numbers here - nobody reads everything, they even don't care, but they just vote becouse you "put" so much work here!
Here is example of
3. Do some troll.
This is one of the most important things in article. Try to laught of some stupid players or of GO mistakes. Just put some photos or gifs, but write a litle bit of text. More troll - more votes, more votes - more subs, more subs - MORE GOLD.
Easiest way to get votes and subs
4. Write a suggestion.
It's basicly the best way to get votes and subs. Offer to add new countries, change awards for BH and RH medals or just copy idea from any other article (Dont care if it have so much subs) becouse i saw a lot of same ideas on global.
10 pages of same sh*t.
5. Do a lottery with big prize.
Lotteries are forbinnded? No problem! GOs see only 1 of 10 lotteries on global! And dont forget to ask for friend to help for you - you don't want to give your gold for other players, dont you? :3
To the global only through 3 hours.
6. Say "Thank you" for your friends, MU, country and allies.
Put a link with every battle where they helped for you, or where you just just won. If you want to go on global faster just record last two minutes of battle and upload it on YouTube with link here.
And here is example how to write:
"Thanks to our allies and friends who helped us in this epic battle!!!
*Battle link*
*Battle link*
*Battle link*
HAIL A
HAIL B
HAIL C
HAIL D
HAIL FRIENDS"
It's very important to "hail" everybody, becouse you will get votes from them.
7. Write a guide
This will "help" for newbies so everybody will vote for them.
8. Put a boobs picture.
This is the part where your article were guarant vote from reader. Just search nice chick.
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Second way (Best way)
How to have a top article
Write an article like this - it's easier way
Thanks for reading that, maybe it will help for you a lot
DD
AND IT'S NOT A F**** COPY OF PRIMERA ARTICLES.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
