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Compilation of slovak cluelessness :) (Event related)
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Recently I have noticed several silly and clueless articles Slovaks have written. So silly in fact that we had a huge amount of fun reading them here in Mexico. We ended up wondering... How do those people even manage to function?

And as I am such a good person, I want to share the fun with all of you, in a tl;dr style compilation. Enjoy

First up is our favorite slovak failure that goes by the name Kaileene . He wrote this piece , in which he fapped over a few destroyed Q5 DS-es, laughing as if he was causing any damage. Well Kaileene, I am sorry to burst your bubble, but I have to


This company produces us around 1,3 Q5 DS every day. Absolutely for free, thanks to the overproduction of stone in our medium stone region. What you destroy in 1-2 RWs every week, we can replace 5 times. At no cost. Those Q5 DS installations in our key sectors have only one purpose. To give us an advantage and make it easier for us to deal with people like you with ease

On the other hand, you spent almost 300g this month only solely on starting RWs. Tough luck mate, the joke is on you

Now lets progress to another clueless noob. rumpil80 wrote an article in which he attacked junak , who was actually inactive at the time (you really can't make this up ), because he decided to move his MU to Mexico in the past and one of his members set BO against Slovakia. Of course, he got immediately labelled as traitor, even though he had not fought against Slovakia. When he returned to e-sim yesterday, the article reminded him what a shithole Slovakia/Revolveristan has become (noone can seriously call that... thing... Slovakia anymore. Only one active MU is left in that country, everyone else decided to pack their stuff and leave). I personally laughed at rumpil in the comments, because I knew the article would only make junak angry, and sure it did.






I dare to say we would not have won at least one of those battles without his help.

Well to make the situation even funnier, instead of learning from his mistake, rumpil made another article , bashing junak again. That sure as hell is not going to backfire spectacularly again.

I found a quote that fits Kaileene and rumpil very well...



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