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[中英双语]DARK 5! 5 things that China is not as good as foreign country in RL (Fun)
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From:忍你很久,要老子發火,現實中國被爆成屎的領域


First, I apologize for my bad English
我的标题是“现实中五件中国不如外国的事


The title is "Endure you for a long time, you make me angry.In reality ,a area that foreign country beat the shit out of China ", which is about the the world’s top-ranked kickboxer Sitthichai Sitsongpeenong def. Yi Long by knockout.( November 4, 2017)
这个标题为“忍你很久,要老子發火,現實中國被爆成屎的領域”的文章说的是中国拳击手被泰国拳王K.O的事


While I see this article, I just want to laugh. And I feel very funnyYY .it's very usual to win or lose in a match.
当我看到这篇文章时我只想笑,并且感到十分的滑稽。因为体育赛事输赢太正常了。况且中国每年参加的比赛海了去了.

BOLT,the greatest sprinter of all time



But after laughed, I feel very ashamed.why?
但是在笑过之后,我感到十分的惭愧。为什么?


After a carefully thought, I noticed that not only in boxing, we are not as good as Thailand.In fact,in other areas, foreign country also beat the shit out of us.
在我仔细思考之后,我发现不仅拳击上,我们不如泰国拳王,在其他方面也有很多被国外“完爆成屎”的地方。


for example:
例如:


1.Ecological environment in Iceland beat the shit out of China's ecological environment
1.中国的环境被冰岛完爆成屎


2. Per capita GDP in Luxemburg beat the shit out of China's per capita GDP
2.中国的人均GDP被卢森堡完爆成屎


3.Sprint in Jamaica beat the shit out of China's Sprint
3.中国的短跑被牙买加完爆成屎


4.Boeing, Airbus,the two have their headquarters in the United States and Europe respectively beat the shit out of the Chinese aircraft industry
4.中国的客机被美国波音,欧洲空客完爆成屎


5.Ferrari of Italy beat the shit out of the Chinese locally produced vehicle
5.中国的国产车被意大利法拉利完爆成屎
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Just for a few minutes, I think of so many areas what “foreign country” beat the shit out of China.And I can easily think of more.
仅仅是想了几分钟,我就想到这么多中国被“外国"完爆成屎的地方。而且我还能轻松想到更多。

As well as the tallest building and oil production were defeated by Saudi Arabia; the military expenditure and the number of overseas bases were defeated by the United States; football was defeated by South American countries; the land area was defeated by Russia; and even the population, the growth rate was defeated by India ..... ... yes, the toilet lid was also defeated by Japan.
还有中国最高楼的高度、石油产量被沙特完爆成屎;军费、海外基地数目被美国完爆成屎;足球被南美国家完爆成屎;国土面积被俄罗斯完爆成屎;连人口上,增长率都被印度完爆成屎........对了,马桶盖也被日本完爆成屎。


Too much to say it all. As a Chinese, I feel very ashamed of my motherland. Because China can not do everything better than "foreign country." After all,there are only two countries in the world, China and “foreign country”.
太多了,说都说不过来。作为一名中国人,我为我的祖国感到十分的惭愧,中国竟然不能做到每一样都比“外国”要好,毕竟世界上就两个国家,中国和外国。


Ok,finally,let's beat the shit out of the vote
老哥别放群嘲好不好,科科

Thank you for your watching , and see you next time~O7.



虽然这么说,但并不代表我支持“这就是个比烂的世界的说法“,我当然想自己的祖国每样都是第一,用一国来与全球相比,虽然挺二的,但是也挺热血的。不过要实现这个“想法”却确确实实很有难度,即使是如今公认实力第一的美国,也丢掉了不少“第一”的头衔。
世界上只有中国与外国这两个国家这种想法在国人中并不罕见,咋一看虽然荒唐,但换个角度来看,其实也挺可爱的。

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Comments (9)
11-11-2017 14:24:27
(7 months ago)


他打這報紙要找資料,辛苦了
我的資料基本上我自己喜歡,都記著不用找

11-11-2017 11:51:39
(7 months ago)


justin談什麼禮儀之邦?你自己就懂得辱罵他人.
五十步笑百步,若成立的話,簡直滑天下之大稽.

11-11-2017 11:05:47
(7 months ago)


This is exactly what I am talking about!
我就是這樣的意思

I like you
The first one understand my newspaper
I love china
我就說自大的人可以洗洗睡了
只是一群自卑的人突然衝出來起鬨罷了

thx Tony Stack

以前是禮儀之邦,四海皆服,日本也要學習中國
現在?最沒有禮貌我怕也能穩居前列,
你說的已經是小新聞,你不敢說的貪腐問題我都敢說
貪也不是大問題,一個人像曾慶紅最少每人千億
腐就問題大,一年上萬億,是每年
所以我發報都叫留有餘地,不錯吧

11-11-2017 7:19:18
(7 months ago)


我这是躺枪吗?

11-11-2017 3:26:51
(7 months ago)


事实上証明语言无法感化混蛋

11-11-2017 0:27:26
(7 months ago)


as Miracle- ( dota 2 ) would say: " China number one ! "

:3

10-11-2017 19:41:10
(7 months ago)


台灣也是

10-11-2017 19:11:54
(7 months ago)


♪(^∀^●)ノ 订阅

10-11-2017 19:04:59
(7 months ago)


\o/ 你說的太對拉



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