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你想過什麼的生活 (Fun)
Posted 6 years ago by
justin2006    
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今天竟不腰痛來個隨筆
發報原因類同
君子動口不動手,笑笑好了

題為 很想很想...

1月入三四千退休金拿個一二千的名乎其實的螻蟻,街上的賣假羊肉串的都比你富
2不會亂說話否則會被失蹤140磅整成100磅上交了錢養回140磅再放出來時老婆跟人走了
3連清朝都不清楚屬不屬我國歷史,但沒有磚家活得不耐煩敢解答,或者有但已經不在了
4向我們可敬的祖先叨光,其實生活跟跟中國數千年文化搭不上邊整天玩手機
5一個看區分有百個以上民族的大國其實漢人說了算,還好自己是漢人不然怎辦
6耳濡目染傻傻分不清國界,看書有個九段線不錯借來好使好用反正日本都礁石填成海島再劃個圓圈
7拿個地攤青花破碎瓷片放在一個比它更費錢的櫃放到送人為止
8有天發現手腕上的老坑玻璃種手鐲脫不下來又捨不得砸掉只能瘦下來再想法子
9曾經一氣之下摔破一件有價無市的古玩,後來聽朋友的朋友的一個行家說這年頭古人撒尿的尿壺都值錢
10高舉國家旗幟卻整天聽到洋狗子忍不著也去咬他一口,牙掉了種牙盛惠一萬元一隻
11討厭沐猴而冠的現代野蠻人,自己穿著名牌鞋子拿個像蘋果的國產水果牌手機還多了前後雙屏和計步數功能
12憂心近年我朝文化毫無寸進,還要抽時間學一些粗鄙外文防身很忙
13鐵了心買個留空雕紫檀木當家傳之寶一天把玩扭斷一塊葉子又一天刮花笑面佛的臉和肚
14退休用個數十萬裝潢換個木地板假石牆身五十吋高清電視,然後出國旅遊,被兒子女朋友和工人雀巢鳩占
15買了個疑似顧景舟紫砂茶壺,不敢拿去鑑定出證書一放就是十年
16英國親朋吐槽外地沒有廣東點心,我這裡心想pizza那及你那裡便宜又大塊
17堆滿家拿來收藏玩的茶餅,老想會升值,最後還是忍不著喝掉
18擺地攤天然A玉二十塊任選,店舖老闆的有種有色有證書的不標個十倍八倍對不起自己一把汗拉你進來
19手把手做假古玩,先把年份不夠的古玩放泥中再種個十年八年,假以時日拿出來有土鏽斑就可以騙人了

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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