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Greetings friends and fellow noble, strong, free Americans
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Since I announced me running for CP many strange things have happened.
As he confessed my greatness to me I couldn’t quite tell where I went wrong. As I went to reply he suddenly was cold, distant, and not emotionally available.
Im not even saying that he’s done a bad job or anything, there’s just some things that need to be done. The defence grid for example, changing the economy with the rhythms of conquest and adjusting rates of inflation and deflation when needed for a healthy consumer index.
REEEEE MULTIS - reo
REEEEE BOTS - stannis
Sometimes its like both sides think I’m working for the other side.
Why he refuses to take actual financial advice from financial advisers is odd to me. Im sure the laiz-e-fair attitude has many benefits for deflation. But he has yet to do simple things address anything in any market, his memes are plebby, his feet smell and I tell you I say it every day, and that is that the American economy is the envy of the world and that we have so so much to accomplish.
We will not let this opportunity go to waste, and due to recent events I have decided to remove
I need to be a president that is able to work with everyone in order to achieve the goals my economic cabinet has already set out. I will not be a herald for conflict within the nation. I am not here to take any side besides the side of America. I am here to unleash potential in the market, to have the purchaser know the true value of their dollar, to have the producer be flush with what they need to have industry stand strong and firm and continue effects of stock market like qualities.
Therefore the position of Minister of Defence is open and I will accept applications. Basically you have to be active and the country has to trust you. More importantly, you have to be a-political and cannot hold the need of defence against anyone politically. Would rather it be a higher level sir so they can immediately engage in battle,
Furthermore I will bring back memes, I will make them great, I will make the economy great. Reo can’t make it great. He’s failed in this regard as he has had every opportunity to do so and refuses to unleash the true potential of our markets. When I first came here everyone told me I would fail to raise the mm and get inflation under control and now deflation is the real issue.
When I first came here to America 4 score and several beers ago there was a thriving conquest into Europe of with, halfway through the thugs at e-sim took down many of our players including
As CP of Canada in Suna Server I saw my country on the brink of collapse many times. I had built up the most complex set of defence buildings in the server at one time totalling more than 104 active defence systems in the country. I will do it again here. Reo can’t do it, he has had every opportunity to do so and has failed. I can build the defence systems we need for our country to be set on a solid foundation. How I accomplished this in Suna is that we had a Q5 stone company and a Q3 defence company that people occasionally worked at for free from time to time as a community service to the nation.
https://suna.e-sim.org/article.html?id=75642 - check it out
And then Reo says AAAAH YOUR A MULTI REEEE I really don’t understand. I even revealed myself to him personally trying to sell him my book-er I mean just trying to hold conversations with him. He would always just be like K He’s so mean to me. And then Stannis like THEY’RE ALL BOTS REEEEE. I don’t know what I walked into here. Who is jrKeller? Who’s joris? Im not whoever those people are I AM PORKYLEAF I DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THIS AAAHHHH
And I try, I try so hard Reo I do but you always be like “meh get outta here you stupid multi” and its not fair cuz Im not a multi, as covered in my past article its not fair. I even tried to join his party and was kicked out twice and now he be like “oh I would have nominated you if only you joined my party” like a passive aggressive nanny woman at the fair. I tried to join We The People twice and was kicked out twice so now I go to American Freedom Alliance. I really want to work with everyone.
When I was CP fighting multis, bots and hackers was part of my job. Just like any other CP. An article describes some here
https://suna.e-sim.org/article.html?id=56416
The thugs at e-sim were always trying to take me down everyday. My first time as CP I faced an army of bots at the herald of a hacked account as described here
https://suna.e-sim.org/article.html?id=56438
I never let up and eventually we won out with the staff intervening and banning the bots, hacked accounts and multis. Quite possibly one of the craziest things I had ever seen was when a fella named Mike Ross wasted over 830k of damage in one single round. I wish I still had that screenshot. I see it here too. A hoard approaches, the blood tide rises. But in Americas promise I behold the suns companion. The dawn of Thors bright glory may banish the coming darkness. With such hope, and with the promise of your aid, my heart must be satisfied.
But then the drama starts and everything breaks down and everyone accuses me of being some person I’ve never heard of. I think I’ve been called 10 different names now. HOW DO I GET THE MODS TO CLEAR MY NAME!??! I just want to make America great but they won’t let me. But we have to make it great and under the council of economists I am gathering you will see many exciting things happen not just for Americans but for all who actively support America. The the moderators, the admins and the thugs at e-sim have gone too far, its time for real men to do man stuff, act like you have answers.
As we set forward into the future conflicts, the inner turmoil, the outer threats, we will strengthen our resolve, get our priorities straight, focus on who the real enemies are and create new opportunity the likes of which have not been seen before on this server nor any other.
I intend to make this the most powerful country economically under our careful hand. With my council of economic ministers, who I will listen to very closely, we will not just survive but thrive.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
