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The Drago Dynasty Continues (Fun)
Posted 12 years ago by
Afanasiy Drago    
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So I'm running for President again, but instead of writing a traditional Drago Wall of Text (tm), I've decided to save everyone's time and just present you another one of those shortish bullet-point articles on why you should vote for me. Boom. Here goes:

Things that have happened in October while I was at the helm of the Korean flagship (+ = positive, - = negative):
+Our population doubled. I didn't really do much to cause this other than edit a few sentences and make sure Scyfi used then/than in their proper places for his recruitment message, but I did answer a lot of dumb questions by new players so that has to count for something.

+We officially joined the SUP alliance, affirming the strong bonds we have built with our allies over the last month and also ensuring long-term security of our country despite being surrounded by enemies.

+We expanded and upgraded our free-to-join government military unit, ROK Armed Forces, to a 25-slot Regular rank unit (with gold in the tank to take it up to 30 slots) and started handing out 10 q1 weapons to all members every day (except for the last couple while we were occupied) to use at their own discretion.

+We redenominated our currency to increase purchasing power of the Won and decrease insertion of printed currency into the money supply. The transition was pretty pain free, and as long as people continue to follow the "First in, First Out" mentality by placing their currency on the market at 0.04 and waiting their turn, the likelihood of the rate increase ever causing actual damage to our economy is slim-to-none.

+Our IRC channel (#secura.sk on irc.rizon.net) grew to be one of the most populated country channels for all of e-Sim Secura. Seeing as how I have the ~, I'm taking credit for that.

+-This month's Congressional elections saw 40 candidates run for 20 seats. This meant the interest level in Korean politics increased this month (obviously because of the baby boom), but also meant more people couldn't get into Congress due to the 20-seat restriction. Sacrifices were made, some people complained, some people ragequit (hi2u Aurra), but in the end our Congress remained active and efficient, and that's all that really matters.

+Canada attacked and failed a few times. Maple syrup.

-Canada attacked and succeeded one time, occupying Chuncheon for all-of 22 hours. Maple syrup.

-We got three-way'd by the weak countries that surround us and wound up being totally occupied (mostly by choice).

+We were back on the map in 18 hours, partly because those three countries combine to do 75% of the damage Korea does by itself so their whole campaign was bound to fail from the start, but also because our allies are pretty damn awesome and spared no expense to ensure we recovered our territory in a timely manner.

+Good stuff I forgot about. Just assume good stuff is good.

+Good stuff I forgot about. Just assume good stuff is good.

+Good stuff I forgot about. Just assume good stuff is good.

-My communication kind of sucked at times, but I mean I'm more of a "do-er" than a "talker".


Things I want to make happen in November after you re-elect me:
¤·Drop some defense systems in our border regions so if/when our enemies invade again, we can just repel them from the get-go. No more occupation.

¤·Launch civil wars finally and attempt to emulate Malaysia's overwhelming success with generating revenue for their government (they're pulling in 300+ gold for their government per resistance war!).

¤·Build an opt-in commune system for ROK Armed Forces members that would supply them gifts and weapons every day (or every other day depending on interest/economy skill of those interested).

¤·Real Korean baby boom. Again, I probably won't play much of a role in this, but I'll be there to support danyeo , Grease , kbra86 , and whoever else in their attempt to bring in more new players and build our community into something incredible.

¤·Keep on rockin' with our allies and thwarting the Maple Syrup Menace when it attempts to ooze over our border again.

¤·Look into the expansion of the Korean empire, if you know what I mean.

¤·Impregnate damian004 to create a real baby boom, if you know what I mean (possibly related to the previous bullet point).

¤·Do better with communication (not really).


Why you shouldn't vote for my current opponent, ( MrHolland420 ):
¤·The only word he knows is "kra". Literally. Try and have a conversation with him, and all he will say is "kra kra" and that's it. So unless you speak 10 Guy, you have no idea what he's saying.

¤·Korea and marijuana can't coexist, therefore a president with 420 in his name would never work.

¤·Did I mention all he ever says is "kra"? Dude doesn't even own a newspaper, but if he did I bet that would be the name of it as well as the context of all his articles.


Alright, that's about it. I mostly wrote this so I wouldn't look like a hypocrite for asking everyone to write a presentation for Congressional elections, and then not doing it myself for Presidential elections. I'll close with a picture of fatesflysy showing you how many votes MrHolland420 is projected to receive this election:






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