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Mai, ismét erősen spam jellegű cikkemben elmesélném egy újabb álmomat.
Azt álmodtam, hogy az eSim karakterem vagyok. Szörnyű volt. Még most is a hideg futkos a hátamon, ahogy próbálok visszaemlékezni.
Szóval egy kék hajú japán lány voltam, és valamilyen rejtélyes okból kifolyólag állandóan egy zsírkrétát szorongattam a kezemben. De nem is ez volt a legnagyobb baj. A rémálom akkor kezdődött, amikor magamba kellett tuszakolnom vagy egy tucat kenyeret. Semmi mást nem ehettem, folyton csak kenyeret zabáltam, azt viszont ipari mennyiségben. Legalább zsírt és lilahagymát adtak volna hozzá. De nem, nem adtak a mocskok.
Aztán jött az aznapi meló a munkahelyemen. Ez nem volt vészes, csak egy egérkattintás volt az egész, és már mehettem is haza, a luxus villámba. Ezt a részét meg tudnám szokni a virtuális létnek.
Csakhogy az álom folytatódott:
Ránk támadtak valami szláv hordák, és nekem is el kellett mennem a csatába, őket csépelni. Fegyverre nem volt pénzem, ezért puszta kézzel (illetve a még mindig a markomban szorongatott zsírkrétával) vettem fel velük a harcot. Vitézül össze is firkáltam a gaz támadókat. De ők sem hagyták annyiban a dolgot! A csata végére félholtra vertek, már alig álltam a lábamon.
Egy bajtársam szerint (aki hasonlóan lestrapált állapotban volt) kicsi a wellnessünk, és meg kell várjuk a napváltást.
-De az csak hosszú órák múlva lesz!- keseregtem.
Tényleg fogalmam sem volt, hogy fogom kibírni addig. Mindenem úgy sajgott, mint a veszedelem.
Azt hittem, már nem jöhet rosszabb, de tévedtem. Épp egy cikket olvastam, hogy valahogy eltereljem a figyelmemet a fájdalomról, amikor csöngettek. Egy moderátor volt az, két rendőr kíséretében. Letartóztattak, mivel ugyanaz az IP-címem, mint a testvéremnek. Sőt, mindezért halálra is ítéltek, és az ítéletet ott helyben végre akarták hajtani rajtunk! Hiába magyaráztuk, hogy mi két külön személy vagyunk, nem hittek nekünk. Pedig láthatták, ha van szemük.
Végül a moderátor rám sújtott valami hatalmas kalapáccsal, és minden elsötétült. Ekkor felébredtem. Nagy megkönnyebbülés volt, mikor rájöttem, hogy csak álmodtam az egészet.
Tanulság: Lefekvés előtt soha ne egyetek japán kaját, mert mindenféle hülyeséget fogtok álmodni.
English summary for Vid:
Today's article is about my dream. In my dream I was my eSim character, a blue-haired Japanese girl, with a crayon in my hand. Every day, I had to eat a dozen of breads. Nothing more, only a large amount of bread. Not even fat or red onion was added.
Then I had to do my daily work. It wasnt difficult. Only a click with my mouse, then I could go gome to my luxury house. I think I could get used to it also in real life.
But the dream went on:
We were attacked by some Slavic nation, and I also had to take part in the battle. With no money to buy weapons, I fought only bare-handed. Or, better said, with the crayon in my hand. At the end of the battle, I was beaten half-dead.
According to my fellow comrade, my wellness was too low, and I had to wait the next day.
-But it will be only long hours later!- I complained.
I really didn't know how to make it until then. My whole body was a pain.
I thought no worse could happen, but I was wrong. While reading an article at home, a moderator and two policemen ringed the bell. They accused us of having the same IP address with my brother. Whats more, we were sentenced to death, and were to be executed immediately.
We tried to explain, that we are two different personalities, but they didn't believe us. The last thing I remember was the huge hammer the moderator hit me with. Then everything went blank.
I woke up in my bed, and was happy to realize, all was just a dream.
The moral of the story: Dont eat too much Japanese food before sleep. You will have crazy dreams.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
