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2 Guys, 1 Dream (Old article)
Posted 12 years ago by
OwenHargreaves    
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Some of you may know me from Primera where I'm the Canadian CP, but here on secura, I'm in a goofy MU with my mates where we mess around and have a blast. We are Blitzkrieg . This article is summary of a pretty cool underdog story where Sweden gets raped. So if you're swedish, I apologize in advance, but you may get butthurt.



So far, all my MU has done is just hunt some BH medals here and there, get some companies goin, and share a few lulz on IRC. But 2 nights ago, I was extremely bored and really wanted to do something exciting. So I started a Resistence War in Hovedstaden . It's Sweden's bridge region to Denmark, as well as our capital. I had a little gold saved up so I bought myself some supplies, bought some buffs and enlisted the help of my buddy Disel122 .

It started an hour after DC, therefore many players from Sweden and Europe were asleep. Being north americans, this was a perfect recipe for the incoming gangbang coming Sweden's way.



This picture has absolutely no relevance to the article but I felt that it had to added.

Also, I would add screenshots but my computer is being buggy and all the images are distorted, so you'll have to settle for links and lame narrative

Round 1

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=1

Disel122 won the BH by doing 435K dmg but we were running just short in the last 30 seconds of battle so I hopped in and did 130K to secure a Round 1 win.

Round 2

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=2

I was fapping during this round so I missed T-2. Luckily, some BH hunters took care of the win hehe

Round 3

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=3

An indian BH hunter came in and was gonna steal the round but I had just been done wiping myself from my shit and popped a few berserks in at the end to win it.

Round 4

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=4

Sweden woke up and a bold man by the name of King Konkey attempted to full off some big numbers in the last seconds of the battle, but I was ready and waiting for him and kept Denmark slightly ahead!

At this point in the battle we're up 4-0, Swedish MUs started waking up and all going to the battle, but with still half my damage left, I was dedicated to keep Sweden at my e-boner's mercy!

Round 5

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=5

A couple of my Danish friends showed me and managed to keep up with Sweden's dmg throughout the round, and at the last minute, I was ready once again to drown Sweden by doing another 380K dmg.

Round 6

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=6

It seems that at this point in the battle, Sweden had given up and were simply waiting for us to win it so they could quickly DoW us and win it back. To keep my dmg streak alive, I did 30K dmg hehe

Round 7

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=7

This is the one and only round Denmark lost. I only had 3 berserks left and did 80K dmg and we lost the round by only 50K. At this point it was 7 in the morning for me, so after being awake all night writing essays and pooping on swedes, I went to bed and woke up to a gorgeous wrap up:

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=8

http://secura.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=977&round=9




I do realize that Sweden was sleeping and barely responded, but I do still find it lulzy.

To make this story go full circle to anyone interested, Sweden passed a DoW law in about 30 seconds it seems and launched an attack to regain the region. They are currently winning the battle 6-5, and I wouldnt' be surprised if Denmark got wiped again.

But watch out Sweden, because we will get bored again How many times do you wanna pay 40G to reopen the war and attack the region back? hehe

Thanks for reading, and I hope you help me make front page by voting and subbing this article

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