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Posto vec dugo nisam napisao clanak odlucio sam da ga sad napisem .
Uglavnom , ''naletio'' sam na jako smjesnu pricu , malo je duga , ali vrijedi je procitati :
Zovem se Marina imam 27god. Dobro sam građena i sve, ali volim grah nakon kojeg imam užasne vjetrove, smrde ko rafinerija u Bosanskom Brodu, i ova priča počinje ovako: Jednog dana upoznala sam jednog divnog gospodina i zaljubila se .
Kada je postalo jasno da ćemo seoženiti, odlučila sam prestati jesti
grah. Nekoliko mjeseci kasnije, namoj rođendan, pokvario mi se auto dok sam se vraćala kući s posla. S obzirom da sam živjela na selu, pozvala sam muža i rekla mu da ću kasniti, jer sam morala pješačiti kući. Idući tako, uz put sam naišla na jednu malu krčmu iz koje se širio miris graha i ja jednostavno nisam mogla odoliti. Pošto sam imala pred sobom još dugo pješačenje, predpostavila sam da ću se putem osloboditi svih nuspojava dok ne stignem kući . Ušla sam u krčmu i za čas posla sam 'sredila' tri porcije graha. Kada sam nastavila pješačiti, potrudila sam se osloboditi plinova. Kad sam stigla, moj muž je bio radostan što me vidi i veselo je
rekao: - 'Draga, imam iznenađenje za večeru!' Zatim mi je stavio
povez preko očiju i odveo me do stolice za stolom za večeru. Sjela
sam, i baš kad je htio da mi skine povez, zazvonio je telefon. Natjerao me je da mu obećam da neću dirati povez dok se ne vrati, i otišao da se javi. Grah koji sam pojela je još uvijek radio i pritisak je postao nepodnošljiv, tako da sam iskoristila priliku dok se moj muž ne vrati, nagla se na jednu stranu i 'pustila' jedan. Ne samo da je bio glasan, nego je i smrdio kao kada kamion s gnojem, prolazeći pored pilane, pregazi tvora. Uzela sam salvetu s
krila i žustro odpuhala smrad. Zatim sam se nagla na drugu stranu i odvalila još tri. Smrad je bio gori od kuhanja kupusa. Naćulivši uši na telefonski razgovor u susjednoj sobi, nastavila sam ovako da nižem narednih nekoliko minuta. Zadovoljstvo je bilo neopisivo. Kada je pozdravljanje preko telefona označilo kraj moje slobode, učinila sam jos nekoliko brzih kružnih pokreta salvetom da raspušemsve, vratila salvetu na krilo i uz osjećaj zadovoljstva i olakšanja, spustila ruke na krilo. Lice mi je sigurno odavalo najneviniji moguć izraz kada se moj muž vratio i ispričao se što se tako dugo zadržao. Pitao me jesam li virila a ja sam ga uvjerila da nisam. U tom trenutku, skinuo mi je povez i dvanaest gostiju koji su sjedeli za stolom u glas je uzviknulo: - 'Sretan rođendan!' Pala sam u nesvijest.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
