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Mai cikkemben Zalaegerszegről írok. A városról, mely a Göcsej fővárosa, de nem teljes egészében a Göcsej területén fekszik. A városról, mely olyan kibaszottul messze van, hogy 4 ország fővárosa is közelebb van hozzá, mint Budapest.
A történelem hajnalán, mikor nagy királyaink még bölényeket hajkurásztak lóhátról, nem volt itt más, csak susnyás, dzsindzsás, rekettyés, és mocsár. A török időkben aztán épült ide egy mocsárvár. Az erődítmény régészek által kiásott koszos, korhadt gerendái ki is vannak állítva a jelentősebb közintézmények puccos dísztermeiben. Aztán történt még egy s más, de a település lényegében ma sem sokkal több kábé 20 egybeépült falunál. Közigazgatásilag amúgy 24 kerületre oszlik. Direkt azért, hogy eggyel több legyen, mint Budapestnek.
A jelentősebb látnivalók közé tartozik a Falumúzeum, melyet onnan lehet megkülönböztetni a város többi részétől, hogy el van kerítve, és belépődíjat szednek a kapunál. Aztán ott van a hangverseny és kiállítóterem, melyet Zsinagógának hívnak, továbbá a zsinagóga, melyet Hangverseny és Kiállítóteremnek (direkt az ellenség megtévesztése végett). Megemlítendő még a metró. Igen, még földalatti vasút is van. Igaz, az áramot még nem vezették be, ezért a szerelvényeket egyelőre bányalovak húzzák.
Na jó, azért ennyire nem rossz a helyzet. Itt is volt némi fejlődés a múlt században, melynek eredményeként mára gyönyörűséges, festői panelházak pettyezik be az amúgy kopár dombhátakat. Nem beszélve a polisztirol-posztmodern korszak alkotásairól! Ezek fő ismérve, hogy hungarocellből alakítottak ki homlokzati tagozatokat, majd az egész kapott egy vékonyvakolatot. Ezt persze a gyerekek azonnal lerúgták focizás közben, és a város lassan úgy kezdett kinézni, mintha atomtámadás érte volna.
Az önkormányzat nem esett kétségbe, hoztak egy rendeletet, miszerint Egerszeg egész területén tilos focizni. Sajnos a jogszabály egy adminisztratív hiba miatt a ZTE stadionra is érvényes, ezért estünk ki a másodosztályba.
Na jó, pár helyen talán túloztam, de a cikknek legalább a fele igaz.
Ezeket a kürtöket olyankor szólaltatják meg, mikor az Uralkodó a városba érkezik.
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Today's article is about Zalaegerszeg, which is, however being 'capital of Göcsej region', isnt entirely located in Göcsej. Its so fucking far away, that capitals of 4 countries are closer to it than Budapest.
At the dawn of history, when our great kings were chasing bison on horseback, there was nothing but shrubbery, marsh and swamp here. In the Ottoman era, a swamp fort was built. The rotten, dirty beams of this fort are now exhibited in the major public institutions' saloons. Then some other things happened, but the settlement is still nothing much more than cca 20 villages built together. By the way, administratively its divided to 24 districts, just to have one more than Budapest.
One of the most significant monuments is the Village Museum. It can be distinguished from other parts of the city, as its fenced, and an entrance fee is collected at the gate. There is also a concert and exhibition hall called Synagogue, and a synagogue called Municipial Concert and Exhibition Hall (in order to mess up the enemy). The subway can be mentioned here too. Yes, we also have an underground, however, lacking electricity, its towed by mine horses.
Well, the situation isnt that bad. There was some progress in the last century, which resulted in beautiful, scenic panel houses spreading the hill slopes. Not to mention polystyrene-postmodern buildings! Facade ornaments were formed of polystyrene, and were covered by thin plaster. Of course, it was kicked off immediately by kids playing football.
The city council had an idea. To prevent Zalaegerszeg look like being after nuclear attack, they banned football all over the city. Unfortunately our local team stadium wasnt an exception either, so we dropped back to second division.
The tuckets on the picture are used when the Emperor arrives to the city.
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