E ovako (jel tako bese pocinjem svaki clanak u q, nema ni veze) odavno me nije bilo, mislim nisam pisao neke clanke i tako to... Mislim mrzelo me da budem iskren, sta cu vam ja kad je i onako dovoljno smesno procitati rodjaaa clanak u pravopisnom smislu, mada je pravopis pojavom Nepoznata Licnost izbubio svaki smisao pa je to cak postalo i simpaticno...
Ali jednog lepog subotnjeg dana u 12h uvece dok je padala kisa i pevali petlovi glasom slavuja, iznenada me probudi NoviSad pucnjem q5 wep-a pod prozorom... "Ustaj bitango Kralj Lasica se zeni..."Onako mamuran posle sinocnje pobede u Pelagoniji ustajem i cujem 19WARRIOR89 kako bezi od kera po dvoristu i vice "upoNoooooooc", a ker jos jace zalajava jer pomisli da je to rodjaaa ... Brzo izadjem iz q5 kuce i vezem psa za drvo da ga ne povredi jos vise... Sav onako zadihan, jedva izgovori: "ajflfbdsjfnJ"...NoviSad i ja sacekasmo da se 19WARRIOR89 smiri i zurnim korakom odsetasmo do kafane... Vidno oleseni Ubod777 i SrKyBrEe ispijaju trecu gajbu piva u cosku zadruge...
Ubod777 : "Hik, s'a cete vi ovde nocas??"... pantakg90 : "pa idemo na svadbu indijancu jedan, Kralj Lasica se zeni!!!" Ubod777 :"protiv koga, hik??" tu se ubacuje i SrKyBrEe : "Jouventasa, hik"... pantakg90 : " nisi cuo, pa protiv l00dak barabo jedna, silazi sa te stolice i polazi, a ti SrKyBrEe prestani da se besis sa tom kravatom i izlazi napolje " SrKyBrEe : "konobagr, daj vrata da izadjemo napolje"...
I tako posto nismo imali karte pozovemo orao 101 da nas preveze do opstine gde se odrzava vencanje... Na ulazu u crkvu ceo 28 jun, kazu oni ne ulaze u crkvu, barabe bree, komunjare... Kod njih ostavimo i Ubod777 i SrKyBrEe da ne peglaju po crkvi i u medjuvremenu obezbedjenje izvede i DelijaSRB jer je palio baklju ispred popa jer je mislio da je vodja navijaca... Sve jedinice su tu, samo VSS se nesto odvojio i nece da se druzi sa nama, osimMcCane , on lezi negde izmedju... U trenutku kada dolazi maticar Anusic svi multiji zacutase i u crkvi nastade muk...
Anusic : "Pomaze Gold junaci" Narod: "Gold ti pomog'o" Anusic : "Dovedite svedoke" Narod cuti, niko ne druka... Anusic : "Pu opet cu morati da ozenim nekoga bez razloga" "Da li vi krtice uzimate budalu za zakonitu zenu, da je finansirate i dajete joj opremu do kraja servera"
Kralj Lasica "jel ff ili...?" Anusic :"FF al q1, kad mozes i 2x, 3x" Kralj Lasica : "posalji contract" Anusic"ovo je crkva majmune ne MM" Kralj Lasica : "DA" l00dak : "DA" Anusic : "ko je tebe sta pitao" l00dak : "Ali" ...TRAS (tupi zvuk udarca kundaka q2 puce) Anusic : mozete odvuci mladu...
Kasnije popodne, oko 3h uvece svi smo se nekako nasli na svadbi u jednoj birtiji koju je drzao GOSPODiN X ... Cene jesu bile visoke i q5 lebac jeste bio bajat ali i mi smo kao poklon doneli kineske q3 poklone tako da je 1-1... Pola svatova drogirano, druga polovina pijana i pod lekovima a treca i jedno i drugo, samo Bora87 pod antidepresivima, deca mu zavrsila u cuzi... Pilo se to veceee, Pirati pucali ko ludi, ovi iz sek-a drpaju pevacicu Beogradjanka a iz garde pevaca Ozzgud ... pa se zamene... 19WARRIOR89 spamuje sa pesmama i narucuje 'pada vlada" na svaka 2 min a VSS ga samo gleda... Oce da zavrsi na crnoj listi... Prste goldi na sve strane, i onako su drzavni...
Evo ja i roodjaaaaaaaaa...
cela sala u glas "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, samo to neeeeeeee"
Popilo se dosta, NebitaN je hteo da protera autobus kroz kafanu... Ali tu je bilo dosta... GOSPODiN X je pozvao svoj decu (preko 70 njih): "decooooooooooooooo, deeeeecoooooooooooooo"... orao 101 su izbusili gume na autobusu, Pleca je bio ranjen u predelu mosnica, Bamboocha je pobegao prvim tranvajem na Tajvan, Kk SSSje nestao, a Cyborrggg je prokockao stock... Zurka se brzo rasturila... Neki su prebrojavali koliko im je para ostalo posle svadbe, neki su zaglavisi u q5 bolnici, a neki su samo zadovoljni odgegali kuci...
Ova svadba je ostala u secanju svih nas, neki su to vece skinuli BH, neki i prvi put, neki su izgubili hmmm, a neki se i ne secamo...
Svaka slucajnost sa sim osobama je namerna i imali smo nameru da se nasalimo na njihov racun... [b]Drkanje pojmova i vremena dogadjaja takodje (da napisem ovo da ne dodju indijanci pa da posle kazu da sam luuud).[/b]
Vic svadbe:
Dobio sin za punolestvo od oca pare da ode u javnu kuću da se malo istrese. Na putu do javne kuće naiđe na babu koja ga pita gde ide? On kaže da se zaputio u javnu kucu, bakuta kaže da zvekne nju i sačuva pare. Klinac se složi, odradi posao, primetio je da ga je malo grebalo dok je radio al’ nije ništa rekao. Vrati se kući, otac ga pita kako je bilo, on kaže da je bilo fantastično,a ćale mu da pare da ode opet sutradan. Mali kad je krenuo opet naiđe na babu i opet ista priča, samo ovaj put ga nije nista grebalo. On pita babu u cemu je fora a ona kaze:
- Pa, vidiš sinko, na početku su bile kraste, a sada je gnoj. ))
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth.
Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit
different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be
efficiently
managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation.
Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the
game.
Work for the good of your country and
see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules.
First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you
will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress
as a fighter.
You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which
are owned by the state.
After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your
own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock
company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics
in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes.
From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability
to run for the head of the party you're in.
You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws
proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself.
Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you.
You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential
elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state
(for example, who to declare war on).
Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have
a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military.
In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control
over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials.
For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have
to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on
their territory.
You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life
as a pacifist
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products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game.
It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present
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