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雖然批踢歐本來就要少講話以維持隱密性

不過小編就來揭開批踢歐的內幕

讓大家了解,順便招生(x)

(已得到 批踢歐指揮官的允許)

(部分詞彙做諧音、注音跟臺語處理)

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1.批踢歐係蝦米?
就是利用"ㄧˊ ㄇㄧㄣˊ"跟選舉的方法去控制其他"ㄍㄨㄛˊㄐㄧㄚ"的政權。


2.請問批踢歐哪國?
哀雞、哀G、ㄞ ㄐㄧˊ。
不要問我為什麼要選這國,只有ㄓˇ揮官知道


3.批踢歐做那些事?
當ㄊㄡˊ票大隊以勝選,並讓ㄧ些人粗乃選。


4.批踢歐有那些好處?
拿E員章、開成就、拿5斤、當E員不用負責任。


5.批踢歐很閒嗎?
只要照ㄓˇ揮官跟移民官的指示去完成任務即可,滑鼠點一點就完成的任務。
一個月大概只有3到5分鐘在做事。


6.批踢歐有那些缺點?
每天上線國家留言板、聊天室都是歪國人。(但可以自己到下面點台灣的留言板看)
賣東西到台灣要多粗口稅。(股份公司、合約例外)
活動時醫療包會少拿一點。
不過只要是平常雙擊的醬油黨,根本沒差


7.最終目的?
ㄞG歹灣化。(內幕有點多)


8.我們批踢歐有什麼規定?
寄信來就知道了


9.我要怎麼參加批踢歐?
寄信給小編,每月名額有限先搶先同意規定者先贏。



PS:寫報紙本來就不是批踢歐的強項

有點不負責任有點低調的文章

下台一鞠躬


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