Our so-called primal promise is "a promise to lackadaisically attempt to follow the promises listed below."
-Repeal the law of gravity.
-Count the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any.
-Put the national debt on Visa.
-Bulldoze the Rocky Mountains so Albertans can see the Pacific sunset
- YOLO every other day.
- Never reveal spoilers for Game of Thrones.
- Eat all the veggies on our plate so we get our dessert.
- Bring Great Britain home and make it Canada's eleventh province.