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Moohamad matin    

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مورد داشتیم یارو ﺷﺒﻮﻧﻪ ﻣﯿﺮﻓﺖ بهزيستی
ﮐﻮﻟﺮ ﺑﭽﻪ ﯾﺘﯿﻤﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺧﺎﻣﻮﺵ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩ.ازش میپرسن چرا این کارو میکنی
میگه: برااینکه ﯾﻪ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻓﮏ ﻧﮑﻨﻦ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻥ😳
یارو داشت گریه میکرد
ميگن چته؟ 
ميگه پشيمونم کاش به حرفاى پدرم گوش کرده بودم !!!
ميگن مگه چى ميگفت؟.
ميگه نميدونم ، گوش نميکردم که !!
یارو تو محرم سیگار میکشید و مشروب میخورد
بهش میگن: نخور گناه داره
میگه: من عین شما نمی تونم بیخیال باشم ...
اعصابم از دست یزید داغونه ..
یارو تو كانادا کنار ساحل شلوارشو گم میکنه از یه  کانادایی میپرسه : شلوار منو ندیدی ؟
کانادائیه میگه : No,No
یارو میگه : نو نو هم نبود خشتکش يه كم پاره بود
سه تا ... ميرسن ايستگاه قطار اما قطار حركت كرده بوده دنبالش ميدوند دوتاشون سوار ميشن سومی نميتونه سوار بشه ولی از خنده غش ميكنه ميگن چرا ميخندی؟
ميگه اوناكه سوار شدن اومده بودن بدرقه من !
شب اول قبر به یارو ميگن: امام اولت كيه؟! ميگه: امام خمينى!! ميگن: ببريدش جهنم، ميگه: نه امام علی!! به قرآن فكر كردم از كميته امداد اومدین!
به یارو ميگن سخترين كار دنيا چيه؟ ميگه پر كردن نمكدون ميگن چرا ؟ میگه چون سوراخاش خيلي ريزه
یارو دستش میشکنه موقع گچ گرفتن به دکتر میگه:بعدازاینکه دستم خوب شد میتونم پیانو بزنم؟ دکترمیگه آره،
میگه چه جالب قبلش نمیتونستم!!!
یارو دستشویی بوده برق قطع میشه، شروع می کنه به جیغ و داد زدن، زنش میگه :نترس برق رفته میگه :خداروشکر! فکر کردم زور که زدم کور شدم!
کاروان میره مکه، تو طواف بهشون میگن بگید "لبیک لبیک لا شریک لک لبیک"...
 یارو میگن ماشعارخارجی سرمون نمیشه؛ "سقای دشته کربلا ابالفضل ابالفضل..."
شاد باشيد وبخندین🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🥰🥰🥰🥰
تواین روزای سخت هیچی بهترازخنده نمیتونه سیستم ایمنی بدن روقوی کنه..😄😄❤️

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.

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You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).

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