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Posted 8 months ago by
Moohamad matin    

We had a case that you were going to welfare at night
He turns off the orphan's air conditioner. They ask him why he is doing this.
He says: They don't have a father because they can't eat for a while
Dude was crying
What do they say?
He says he is sorry, I wish I had listened to my father's words!!!
They say, what was he saying?
He says I don't know, I wasn't listening!!
Dude, you smoke and drink alcohol
They say to him: It is a sin not to eat
He says: I can't be careless like you...
My nerves are hot because of Yazid..
A guy in Canada loses his pants by the beach. He asks a Canadian: "Didn't you see my pants?"
The Canadian says: No, No
Yaro says: It wasn't brand new, it was a bit torn
The three... reach the train station, but the train has already moved, they follow it, two of them get on, the third one cannot get on, but faints from laughing, they say why are you laughing?
He says that those who came to ride are chasing me!
On the first night of the grave, they say to Yaro: Who is the first imam?! He says: Imam Khomeini!! They say: Take him to hell, he says: No, Imam Ali!! I thought about the Quran, you came from the relief committee!
What is the hardest job in the world? It says filling salt, they say why? He says because the hole is very small
A guy breaks his hand while getting a cast, he says to the doctor: Can I play the piano after my hand gets better? The doctor says yes.
He says how interesting, I couldn't do it before!!!
The guy was in the bathroom and the power went out, he started screaming and yelling, his wife said: Don't be afraid, the power went out, he said: Thank God! I thought I was blinded when I hit it hard!
The caravan is going to Makkah, they tell them in Tawaf to say "Labik labik la shrik lak labik"...
Guys, they say that we don't hear foreign music; "Watering of the plain of Karbala Abolfazl Abolfazl..."
Be happy and smile
In these difficult days, nothing can improve the body's immune system better than laughter..😄😄❤️

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