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Mai cikkem apropója, hogy végre Zalában is leesett a hó. Bevallom, egy kissé felkészületlenül ért minket a dolog. Az egyik percben még vidáman szüreteljük a narancsot, a strandon stíröljük a bikinis lányokat, vagy éppen a fagyisnál állunk sorban, igyekezvén nem odaolvadni az asztaltra, aztán hirtelen minden megváltozik...
Persze eddig is sejtettük, hogy mi sem kerülhetjük el a sorsunkat, és előbb-utóbb Zalát is utoléri a havazás. Sorra érkeztek a cikkek, shoutok az ország minden pontjáról, hogy itt és itt esett le az első hó (igen, mostanában valamiért divat lett mindezt eSimen is bejelenteni). Mindössze a dolog hirtelensége lepett meg minket.
Egyszer csak arra leszel figyelmes hullámlovaglás közben, hogy a szörfdeszkád belefagyott a vízbe, és a végén varjak gubbasztanak. A bikinis lányok a parton sietve kapkodják magukra rongyaikat, majd gyufát kezdenek árulni a strandolóknak. Ólomszürke felhőkből szitál a friss, fehér hó. A sellők és tótündérek a szemöldöküket ráncolják, s alulról kocogtatják a tó vastag jégpáncélját. A pajkos kis nimfácskák pedig odafagynak a fákhoz, könnyű célpontot kínálva a kiéhezett szatíroknak, akik egész nyáron hiába kergették őket.
De ez még csak a kezdet! A ságodi Garázda TSZ fejőstehenei tej helyett jégkrémet adnak, a főutca karácsonyi díszei alatt pedig dühös narancstermelő gazdák masíroznak a biztosítótársaságok székháza elé tüntetni, kártérítést követelve a fagykárok miatt. Jelszavakat skandálnak, majd a polgármester szobrát is felgyújtják (nem politikai okból, csak fáztak, és nem volt kéznél más éghető ). Az elnök végül kénytelen hazarendelni a Magyar Flotta jégtörő hajóját, mely eddig Litvánia északi részén, Szibériában teljesített szolgálatot.
Az egész megye a feje tetejére áll, mindössze egyetlen ember érzi elemében magát, egy rejtélyes lila hajú lány, a szájában nyalókával.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
