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Hola todos hoy un banano a muerto, el ex-hamado presidente ha sido desbancado del poder, algunas fuentes apuntan a que españa no podia chupar mas del bote de CSax, asi que sergiovc_ ha venido y se ha hecho el mando a base de pollazos aun crudos...
Hoy en la presentacion del nuevo hamado lider amante de los penises de plastico, liderado por una serpiente (que la tiene muy larga segun fuentes oficiales).
El acto ha sido marcada por una lluvia de penes bastante rara en la provincia, seguida de una caida de una espuma blanca, de la que ha nacido Afrodito, tambien llamado Anaconda
Despues de eso se ha repartido el presupuesto, donde nuestro ministerio ha conseguido 2.5 M de ESP, ya gastados en: Penes de papel plastificdo para decorar la sala del ministerio, y el congreso, consoladores conectados a las sillas de los congresistas para que no se aburran, y poco mas unas fotos de nuestro lider, unas dianas con polopollo, unos pene-dardos...
y un bazooka de consoladores jijiji ya veran los brazucas... los arrasaremos, y cambiaremos el Amazonas, por el Anacondas, y exterminaremos monos, y nos comeremos unos platanos, cuando nos ataquen soltaremos a los toros y volveran a Anacondalandia (asi renombrada) con el cuerno entre las piernas
ALERTA DE ULTIMA HORA:
sergiovc_ ha declarado enemigos de la nacion a polopollo y a ortiz por decalarar al dictador que perderia
aqui tenemos la foto de polopollo y ortiz con bin laden nada de photoshop
OLE! y Vote!!!
Atentamente, Anaconda
PD: Mode Serio ON: si alguien tiene dudas, u otras cosas que arreglar, pongase en contacto conmigo y se intentaran solucionar ipsofacto, pronto se hara un reparto (de mi bolsillo como no xDD) a los novatos activos, en batallas importantes
Anaconda, Ministro De Peneficacion, Trolleos, Lulseos, y AASS
Ministerio de Peneficacion
Gobierno De e-España
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
