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Estudios de TV .I. En Penevilla (Sevilla, renombrada asi por el gobierno) Hora: 22:45
En un plato decorado de penes, Anaconda presenta el programa
Anaconda: Hoka a todos desde Penelucia, jiijijij, jiijijij, jiijijiij, Perdon por el retraso me viene de familia, mi padre esnifa coca (True Story)
Anaconda: Les presento a los invitados que debatiran esta noche con nosotros, sobre temas importantes
Salen un par de pringados
Polopollo: HOLA JIIJIJJIIJIJ SOY UN RETRASADO YA ES PRESIDENTE SERGIOVC EL SIDOSO?
Anaconda: Polopollo pide perdon por el retraso over 9000 si no quieres un kick de los estudios
Polopollo: JIJIJIJIJJ SIDA SIDA IJIJIJJIIJ
Un par de agentes le disparan en el cerebro a polopollo
Polopollo: A.... SIDAAA jijijij
Polopollo se calla
ShurUnicorni: Todos sabemos que la polla se tra algo entre manos
Polopollo: SI... JIJIJJIIJJ UNA AGUJA CON SIDA PARA TODOS JIIJIJIJ
Anaconda: Despues de tener a un afectado de el sindrome de las vacas (o pollos locos), os presentamos a los otros
Donete: Hola, Se que juego poco, pero sergiovc es un inutil, y Badb tambien yo soy el unico que lo valgo
Paraca67: Hola, sois unos #jkl33cjke3# todos los españoles, viva a america uajajaja, aun no habeis podido deshaceros de los americanos
Anaconda: Perdona Paraca, pero hace unos meses que nos desacimos de ellos
Paraca hace el mono
Paraca: NO, MUAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Anaconda: Sabes por donde me paso yo tu daño? mercenario de .....
Unos Guardaespaldas los separan
Ortiz: Ya vereis como Sergiovc pierde las elecciones, ya vereis
Anaconda: Las elecciones pasaron hace 5 dias... sergiovc gano...
Ortiz: NO, no puede estar pasando nououooonouuooo, dfdfdf sergio presidente, onunnoonnuno
Ortiz canta una cosa rara
Ortiz: (Lease cantando) nouounoounounouonuonuou ajehei watsh going on spain cafeconsergio PENE!
Anaconda: Bueno pasemos al debate
CSax: La presidencia de sergio es una mierda
CSax se pone a decir faileos de sergio
Anaconda: No permitire que digas eso del ilustrisimo señor rabo
Expulsan de la sala a CSax
Trypanosoma: Anaconda, eres tu? o.. que bonito, ooooooohhhohohoho
Anaconda: No me toques las escamas!
Un cartelito con penes sale en algun lugar del plato que pone: Debate: Deberiamos Haber Continuado En Francia
Anaconda: El Debate es: Deberiamos de habersela metido hasta el fondo a francia, creen que podriamos?
Paraca: DFDGDGDGD America!!! America!! estais conquistados
ShurUnicorni: Creo que la polla lo evito
Polopollo: TIENEN LA SIDA JIJIJIJIJ SERGIOVC SE LA PASO JIJIJIIJJI
Ortiz: Que lo decida el presidente, pero como sergiovc no lo es ni ganara...
Donete: Soi el mejor, mira que juego poco pero... soy el mejor, mira que meterles por la garganta....
Anaconda coge un pollo
Anaconda: Polopollo, te gustan las pollas?
Anaconda: Toma Pollazo
Polopollo: JIIJJIIJIJJI EL POLLO TIENE SIDA JIJIJIJIJIJ SE LO PASO SERGIOVC
Anaconda: El sida es una enfermedad de transmision sexual, seguro que se lo has pasado tu sogay
Anaconda Le Mete otro pollazo
Polopollo muere desangrao
Paraca: America!!!!
Anaconda: Sabes a que se juega en America?
Anaconda: BEISBOL!!!!!!!!
Anaconda le da un pollazo a Paraca
Paraca se choca contra un pene de decoracion, muere desangrado por penetracion de orto
Anaconda: Ortiz sabes quien ganara las proximas elecciones?
Ortiz: Sergiovc no!!
Anaconda: Pues Pollazo!!
Anaconda empotra a Ortiz contra un calendario
Anaconda: Ortiz haber si aprendes el calendario
Anaconda: Sabes que ShurUnicorni?
Anaconda: TE AMO, QUIERO ESE CUERNO DENTRO DE MI
ShurUnicorni Corre como un poseso ante las insinuaciones gays de Anaconda
Trypanosoma: Quiero Tu Virginidad
Anaconda: mmm.......
Anaconda: mmm.....
Anaconda: Okey!!! (Lease en voz gay)
Se Corta la emision
PD: Este articulo no va contra nadie, ninguna religion, persona (Contra polopollo si), y va contra todas las serpientes, por favor los que se sientan ofendidos por este articulo llamen aqui:
112: digan que se ha hecho un incendio en la polla
Atentamente, Anaconda
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
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Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
