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Uvod:
Posto sam primetio da nase novine jako sporo napreduju,odlucio sam ako ovako nastavi da ukinem politikin zabavnik.Jos jednom vas molim sub novine dajte nam podrsku da nastavimo sa daljim radom.Ako vam se nesvddja kako objavljujemo clanke pistie u kometarima da popravimo mnogo ce nam znaviti hvala.
Politika:
Sada cemo malo kao i obicno pricati o politici koga ova tema nezanima nek samo nastavi sa scrollom.Kao sto vec svi znate juce 25.11 su se odrsali parlamentarni izbori po Srbiji.Trenutno se prebrojavaju glasovi.Pobjednika cemo saznati uskoro mozda i toku dana.
U svetu:
Saznajemo da su Poljska i Juzna Koreja sklopii saveznistvmo.Poljaci su se iznenadili kad su videli koliku su stetu napravili juznokoreanci na ovom turniru.
Vojno:
U Srbiji je relativno mirno stanje.Odigravaju se RW bitke protiv Hrvatske,za sada smo im vratili samo Istru.Trenutno se bitka odigrava u Centralnoj Hrvatskoj.Takodje danas nam je ekipa e-sima ukljucila vreme za bonus 100% vise stete.Sto je idealno za vodjenje bitki pocetnicima.Govorim vam opet nemojte udarati sve sto imate na Hrvatsku potpisan je NAP trosite se nizasta i stvarate problem nasoj zemlji.
Ekonomija:
Ekonomija Srbije je poprilicno dobra.Pate su relativno visoke.Otvaraju se nove privatne firme.Takodje je i drzava otvorila par Q5 fabrika po zemlji,traze novu radnu snagu.Cjene na trzistu nisu puno promjenje.Hrvatska nam jos uvek nije isplatila obecanih 200.00 golda nasoj zemlji,nadamo se da ce se to desiti uskoro.
Zanimljivosti:
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Jeste li znali da je zlatna ribica jedina životinja koja može da vidi i infra crvenu i ultra ljubičastu svjetlost?
Jeste li znali da je kršćanstvo najrasprostranjenija svjetska religija, sa 1.7 milijardi vjernika?
Jeste li znali da nijedan komad četvrtastog, suhog papira ne može biti savijen na pola više od 8 puta?
Jeste li znali da neki Eskimi koriste hladnjake kako bi spriječili potpuno smrzavanje hrane?
Jeste li znali da čovjek u svojim ustima dnevno proizvede 1 litru sline?
Jeste li znali da je otvarač za konzerve izmišljen 48 godina nakon što su prvi put upotrebljene konzerve?
Humor:
1. Išli Slovenci na neki seminar u Kinu. Dođe predsjednik Slovenaca kod predsjednika Kineza i pita njega kineski predsjednik:
- "Koliko vas ima?"
Kaže slovenski predsjednik:
- "Oko 2 miljuna",
a na to će kineski predsjednik:
- "Pa što niste svi došli?"
2.- Zašto crnogorski auti imaju samo 3 brzine?
- Jer ne stigneš prebaciti u 4 već si na granici!
3.Ode Mujo u javnu kuću i odmah s vrata pita:
- "Pošto ovdje jebanje?"
Gospodin ga zamoli da ide od vrata do vrata i da pita.
Dođe on kod prve:
- "Pošto jebanje?"
– "50 maraka."
– "Evo 100 maraka, al' da ja to na bosanski način."
Nije smjela prva, i on ode do drugih vrata:
- "Pošto jebanje?"
– "100 maraka."
– "Evo 200 maraka, al' da ja to na bosanski način."
Ne smjede ni druga. Ode on na treća vrata, i otvori mu crnkinja.
- "Pošto jebanje?"
- "500 maraka."
- "Evo 1000 maraka, al da ja to na bosanski način."
Konta crnkinja, puno je to para, i kaže da može. Nakon 5 minuta kaže Mujo:
- "Eto ga, završio sam."
Konta crnikinja, nije ništa osjetila, i upita Muju:
- "A kakav je to bosanski naćin?"
– "Dođem ti!!!"
4.Takmičili se Amerikanac, Rus i Bosanac ko ima bolje ljekare. Dođe Amerikanac i kaže:
- "U nas ljekari izliječe rak za 2 sata", i tako urade. Dođe Rus kaže:
- "U nas ljekari izliječe tuberkulozu za 1 sat", i tako uradre. A dođe Bosanac kaže:
- "Mi slijepog čovjeka izliječimo za 10 sek."
A oni ne mogu da vjeruju. Kad bosanacu dovedoše slijepog čovjeka, on izvadi kurac, udari ga po glavi i upita ga:
- "Vidis li sta?"
Slijepi:
- "MA VIDIM KURAC!!!"
5.Dosao ti neki Njemac u Bosnu i dozivi ti on saobracajnu nesrecu. Tako Muju saznao za to i hoce da mu da krv. Kada se Njemac oporavio i izasao iz bolnice zahvaljivao se Muji za krv. Obecao je da ce mu dati pare, auto, kucu, da ce ga voditi u Njemacku... A Mujo ce ti njemu:
- "De ti to meni odmah, dok u tebi nije proradila ta bosanska krv."
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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