Esim - 俺和阿鲁巴兄弟去找碴
Login:
Password:

Forgot password Register

Article

snaildaneao


Redactor

264


25
俺和阿鲁巴兄弟去找碴 (Fun)
Posted 10 years ago by
snaildaneao    
Report


种地真累,田头休息会儿再说,俺干活的原则就是:歇歇菜、捣捣蒜、看看妹纸、出点汗。



话说这几天粗了好多大寺:

第一天

首先是俺滴远方表弟阿鲁巴成功滴在高铁区lezhe起义成功 ,在这一场被称为史诗级的群殴之中,俺滴众多兄弟姐妹都纷纷卖萌,其中卖的最萌滴是色狼 cen756980512 ,据说他在round 15决胜局射出了成吨的XXX。

起义成功之后,大家都很高心滴给表弟过生日。阿鲁巴表弟的生日party上唱出了他心中期待已久的歌曲:

当天俺们很多兄弟姐妹都飞赴阿鲁巴的家乡给他助兴:


先期抵达的一大波僵尸热情滴接待了他们:


第二天

第二天,阿鲁巴表弟趁着酒劲准备继续跟SB们找碴 ,当然众多兄弟姐妹们依然前去捧场。这场混战打得也是异常激动,额……是激烈。可是当俺们和SB打到第14回合的时候,出现了异常状况(bug)。

那会儿俺们正在跟SB们打得天昏地暗,你来我往干到了round 14,这时天空中突然传来一声怒吼:
KO, SB win perfect!
当俺们还在莫名其妙且惊魂未定之时,那声音又淡定地说道:
Round 15, ready go……

俺们只好糊里糊涂滴跟SB开始了round 15,可是这局没打多久就来了一个超级警察 Anqa ,他把俺们都赶了粗去。


俺起粗以为他让俺们歇会再干,可四,过了会阿鲁巴表弟悲愤地对俺说,都散伙吧,“上帝”已经滴判俺们输了。

俺们只好打飞的回国了,众多兄弟姐们都收到了阿德民的礼物,俺们队长daviddu的礼物据说是一条双命中的Q4裤头,可是俺只收到了几副破的不能再破的垃圾眼镜。

回国之后,大家都义粪填膺:
湾湾同胞 chinliupiggy 第一时间发表了《Amazing WAR !!! 》 表达了对事件的关注;
留学阿鲁巴的年轻学子lin bro也随之发表了《【Bug!Why!】 》 表达了对事件的疑问;
众多歪国媒体也纷纷追踪报道,表达了他们的各种情绪@#!¥*~!@%。

俺还想说的一件事是:当俺们跟SB们打得不可开交的时候,克罗迪亚的一帮汉子也在跟SB们找碴 ,当时已经势如破竹。因为SB们派了所有的壮汉跟俺们干架,所以他们碰到的都是老弱病残,眼看着即将就会把SB的这个高钻区拿下……
可是天不遂人愿,在俺们这场发生了灵异事件之后,SB们得到了喘息之机立马回援,壮汉齐上阵将2:6的危局力挽,终于夹着即将撕裂的裤裆惊险保菊成功了。

按照阿德民的规则,如果当时阿鲁巴表弟赢了,他还能继续“主动”找SB的找碴。可惜的是,在“上帝”说他输了之后,他就只能“被动”滴等待SB来上门找碴了。

第三天

第三天,SB们果然粉卑鄙滴上门踢馆 ,俺们当时心灰意冷连败2场。局势危机之时,幸亏来了个正义滴警察 Chasely 把他们也赶了粗去。

那天,丹麦囧统 SWEEG007 也在其期刊Horrible Histories上发表了 Neglecting your DUTY! ,内容俺就不卖萌了,因为人家还附有繁体中文版。老农赞一个!

第四天

第四天,当俺沮丧滴扛着锄头准备继续种地的时候,俺滴一个大波波妹纸突然塞给俺份报纸《Poland is leaving Illuminati alliance. 》 ,说她要离开一个叫I盟的地方。她说在I盟那个地儿,没人关心怎么一起去找碴,他们都在各找各的碴,唯一一个关心找碴的人还整天卖萌。然后她表示很受伤……

俺滴一个长得灰常美滴妹纸 Adaline 打电话安慰她:it's in time。俺也觉得灰常滴in time,因为俺滴大波波妹纸每次都很in time.

最后

现在的局面老农俺非常糊涂,大家都在等待着天空的声音……


好吧,感谢XXTV,俺又去种地了。


Previous article:
开篇:esim生活之抢章见闻 (10 years ago)

Next article:
It's unfair / 这样不公平 (10 years ago)

ESim
or
Register for free:
Only letters, numbers, underscore and space are allowed (A-Z,a-z,0-9,_,' ')
Show more

By clicking 'Sign Up!', you agree to the Rules and that you have read the Privacy Policy.

About the game:


USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


forum | Terms of Service | Privacy policy | Support | Wikia | Alpha | Luxia | Primera | Secura | Suna | Viva | Lima | Elysia | esim political game
PLAY ON