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-Lažeš kao pas, gledaš me ko zver, stvarno nije fer.
-Sve, sve, sve, sve ćeš da mi daš, al' ja neću s tobom jer si mafijaš.
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-Skočit ću sa sedmoga sprata, rodila mi žena, a ja nisam tata.
-Ajde Jelo, šmrći belo, pa nek vidi celo selo.
-Mala leži, tuku mitraljezi, ja ću na te, ne boj se granate!
-Oću kući da te vodim, ali ja sam izbjeglica, nemam kuće, bože bože, zar ja tražim nemoguće?
-Vetar duva, kiša sipi, a pod nama krevet škripi.
-Zbog nje su me zvali papak? ja to nisam znaoooo…
-Jel te peku u daljini moje suze na haljini?
-Moj se dragi u autu voza, a ja jadna u šumi kod koza!!!!
-Kažu nismo par zato što si podstanar?
-Uz malu peć i radio svašta sam joj radio.
-Što na kafu zoveš mene kada nemaš samlevene!
-Nemoj da plačeš na mom pragu da mi vrata ne povuku vlagu.
-šta će meni venčanje i žena kad sa tuđom živim bez problema.
-Moja mala nema prednjih zubi, kad me ljubi jezikom me ubi!!!
-Ti ode na zeleno, ja osta na crveno, rastavi nas semafooor.
-Nećeš čak ni pasulj da mi skuvaš, a kamoli decu da mi čuvaš.
-Da dogovor kuću gradi rek'o je nek'o, s tobom kako stvari stoje, temelj je daleko...
-Mala moja na vrh kola stani da te moje oko nanišani.
-Skini skini košulju, al nemoj brushalter, ostavi bar nešto mala da pocepa panter.
-Jedva čekam da sa'ranim majku pa u kuću da dovedem Rajku.
-Kuće laje, a ja mislim ti si, otiš'o si, sarmu probo nisi.
-Ja te volim, ja te obožavam, ja bih s tobom da se razmnožavam.!!!!!!
-Ja sam dama visokog morala, zato svoju nikom nisam dala.
-Alal vera mili moj, kad me stegneš joj joooj
-Cveta cveće listaju banderre, ja te volim, ti si mi devojka!?
-Ispred kuće metar drva, ti si moja ljubav prva.
-Mala moja dođi da sviramo malkice, ja dok sviram ti mi skini gaćice.
-Ja sam svoju Raziju miniro, poginut će ko je bude diro.
-Pletem džemper, džemper mi u ruci, dođi mala pa mi ga navuci.
-OOOO, otpala ti ruka ako drugu takneš oko struka.
-Otišoooo si, e pa nek siii, nisi bio bog zna kako seksiiiiii.
-Nisam zgodan, al sam neophodan, ko me proba, želi me do groba…
-Mala moja na vrh sela moga, ti živiš u oblacima, ja živim u opancima ??
-Ja ti kažem odlazi, pokido se lanac, a ti ne razumeš ko da si Bosanac.
-Guram, guram, ne može da udje moja noga u cipele tuđe.
-Pevaljka sam od glave do pete, oko mene sve valute lete.
-Neko vozi motor, neko vozi traktor, ja i moja mala motokultivator.
-Sutra kada prođe što je noći milo, ti ne pričaj drugovima šta je sinoć bilo!!!
-Puši puši mala, puši mala ti, ne dozvoli vatri da se ugasiiiii
-Dva bunara, dva bunara, a velika suša, dođi dragi, izgore mi i srce i dušaaaa.
-Rodno mesto Banja Luka, jedem ćevap s mnogo luka; u Beču sam gastarbajter, u krevetu pravi fajter.
-Suzama sam lepio tapete kada ode i odvede dete.
-Ja sam mladić od pedeset ljeta, šta sam mator ništa mi ne smeta, sve me cure u mom selu jure, kaže majka da je zbog frizure.
-Kuvaš mleko, kipi sve po ploči, u šta blejiš, jebem te u oči.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
