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Direktor vidi, da je čistilka vedno na smrt utrujena in jo vpraša, kako to?
Ne boste razumeli g. direktor.
Povej mi, saj vodim firmo z 2500 zaposlenimi, menda bom razumel!
Glejte, - pridem domov ob 8-ih zvečer in pripravim večerjo, je ura 10:00.
Takrat Janez navali na mene in je ura pol noč. Potem se prislini še njegov brat
pa je 2 ponoči. Takrat pride domov pijani tast in še on jebe do 5-ih.
- Zato sem utrujena.
O hudiča to je pa res preveč seksa!
- Sem rekla, da ne boste razumeli. Ni preveč seksa! Premalo spanja je!



pravite, če bi uvedli posebne blagajne za zdravnike.
Povsod.
Recimo v trgovinah, na bencinskih črpalkah, v bankah, na poštah, v turističnih agencijah ...
Po sistemu oko za oko.

Toliko kot se čaka pri njih, morajo oni čakat drugje. A?
Takle (vladni) ukrep bi v trenutku ukinil čakalne vrste ...

Recimo scena na Petrolu:
"Gospod zdravnik, plačate lahko danes, tankali boste pa čez 3 mesece.
Aja, po 10 evrov za liter bi plačali? No potem pa lahko že jutri zjutraj."


Po mesecu dni v samostanu mlad menih vprasa opata :
'Veste, dolgo sem ze tukaj, ali bi lahko...veste...
nekako bi moral....kako naj...'.
Opat : 'Seveda, v prvi celici je sod z luknjo,
idi tja pa nabijaj kolikor hoces'.
Menih gre v celico, opravi, in mu je zelo vsec.
Vprasa opata :'Lahko tudi jutri ?'.
'Seveda lahko. Lahko vsak dan, razen ob petkih.'
Menih : 'Kaj pa je ob petkih ?'.
Opat: 'Ob petkih bos ti v sodu.'

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Poročiti se je tako, kot da bi segel v vrečo, v kateri je
devetindevetdeset klopotač in ena belouška.

Veliko sreče moraš imeti, da izvlečeš belouško, pa še ta je kača ...
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Ženske krasijo 3 stvari:

lepota
pamet in
zvestoba,

vendar nobena nima vseh treh lastnosti hkrati:

1. lepa in pametna ni zvesta

2. lepa in zvesta ni pametna

3. pametna in zvesta ni lepa.


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Možakar pripoveduje, kako je bilo pri zdavniku, ko mu je pregledoval zlato žilo.

...nagnil sem se naprej, on je stopil za mano in je desno roko položil na
moje rame, z levo pa .......
....ne ne, levo roko mi je položil na rame, z desno pa ........
- tisina...

- Mater mu .. obe roki je imel na mojih ramenih ....


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Razgovaraju dva policajca,

PRVI: Jučer sam kupio četku za WC.

DRUGI: I onda?

PRVI: Pa šta ja znam, sa papirom mi je nekako bilo bolje..


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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