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被誤抓進精神病院後,如何證明自己是正常人 (Fun)
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被誤抓進精神病院後,如何證明自己是正常人



 


前不久,一名叫格雷‧貝克的記者去義大利採訪了三個特殊的人物。

事情是這樣的:

一名負責運送精神病人的司機因為疏忽,中途讓三名患者逃掉了,為了不至於丟掉工作,他把車開到一個巴士站,許諾可以免費搭車,最後,他把乘客中的三個人充作患者送進了醫院。

格雷‧貝克關心的不是這個故事,他想瞭解的是,這三個人是通過什麼方式證明自己,從而成功走出精神病院的。

下面是他對甲的採訪:
  
格:「當你被關進精神病院時,你想了些什麼辦法來解救自己呢?」

甲:「我想,要想走出去,首先得證明自己沒有精神病。」  

格:「你是怎樣證明的?」  

甲:「我說,地球是圓的,這句話是真理。我想,講真理的人總不會被當成是精神病吧!」

格:「最後你成功了嗎?」

甲:「沒有。當我第14次說這句話的時候,護理人員就在我屁股上注射了一針。」

下面是對乙的採訪:
  
格:「你是怎麼走出精神病院的?」 
 
乙:「我和甲是被丙救出來的。他成功走出精神病院,報了警。」 
 
格:「當時,你是否想辦法逃出去呢?」 
 
乙:「是的,我告訴他們我是社會學家,我說我知道美國前總統是克林頓;英國前首相是佈雷爾,當我說到南太平洋各島國領袖的名字時,他們就給我打了一針,我就再也不敢講下去了!」  

格:「那丙是怎樣把你們救出去的?」 
 
乙:「他進來之後,什麼話也不說,該吃飯的時候吃飯,該睡覺的時候睡覺,當醫護人員給他刮臉的時候,他會對他們說謝謝。第28天的時候,他們就讓他出院了。」

格雷‧貝克在評論裏發表這樣的感慨:「一個正常人想證明自己的正常,是非常困難的。也許只有不試圖去證明的人,才稱得上是一個正常人。」

後來,有許多人在該文的網路版上留言。

有一個人的留言令人感觸頗深:

那些用某種方式去證明自己真理在握的人,那些用某種方式證明自己知識豐富的人,包括那些用某種方式證明自己很有錢的人,都可能被認為是個瘋子,只是他們自己不知道罷了!」

永遠不需要向別人解釋你自己,因為喜歡你的人不需要,不喜歡你的人不會相信。


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