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Dobro vece......Da ne trabunjam nista nego da odma' pocnemo:










































I jedna od najboljih koje sam vidio u skorije vreme:





Vicevi:



Hrabar je onaj covjek koji dodje kuci mrtav pijan u 6 ujutro i kaze zeni (koja ga ceka sa metlom u ruci):
-Cistis.....il se spremas da odletis.....

Hrabriji je onaj koji dodje kuci sa tragovima karmina na kosulji i dodje do zene,udri je po dupetu i kaze:
-Ti si sledeca......

A najhrabriji je onaj koji dodje kuci sa ljubavnicom a zeni kaze:
-Pretvaraj se da si mi sestra.......xD



Dolazi Mujo kuci bez ruke i oka.......Pita ga Fata:
-Crni Mujo........sta ti se desilo?? A ovaj ce:
-Ma cuti......Kladio sam se sa Hasom u oko da ne moze da mi iscupa ruku........



Noc! Stopira cura pored autoputa, nitko da joj stane...
Proslo jedno 2,3 sata, kad stane neki ogromni kamion sa prikolicom ... ide u njenom pravcu
Vozac, mlad i ljubazan joj objasni kako na zalost nigdje nece moci stati na ovom dugackom putu, jer mora robu do jutra dovesti ...
Nema problema ...
Voze se oni tako, nekoliko sati ...
Gleda ona njega preko ramena, dobar, misica, sladak, muskarcina ...
On nju smekne u retovizoru, avion, lijepa, zgodna, sexy ...
Poslije jos dva sata kaze on - "gledam te, predivna si, tako sexy i pozeljna ..."
Ona ce njemu - "i ja tebe, muuskracinooo"
Kaze on - "ali ne mogu stati, zurim, bili mi ga popusi..."
"samo reci, ljepotanu ..."
I krene ona ... On, kako se uzbudio pusti volan, uhvati je za usi, a kamion - onako bez vozaca - u provaliju ...
Dolazi vozac sebi, bio je u dubokoj nesvjesti, sve ga boli. Oko njega svjetla, sirene, hitna, policija, auti...
Pogleda u sake, kad ima sta vidjeti - USI
Izbezumljen, pita prvog policajca - "jeste li vidjeli djevojku bez usiju?!?"
Aaam jesam, to je ona sa kur**m u ustima ...



Dvije bake pričaju o unucima. Jedna će drugoj:
- “Moj je unuk skroz lud. Cijelu noć sjedi pored kompjutera, kuca po tastaturi pa nesto priča kompjuteru, a telefon nikad nije slobodan. Nista neće biti od njega.”
Na to druga baka kaže:
- “Moj unuk će biti doktor ili pilot.”
- “Odkud znaš”, pita druga baka.
- “Pa kad god da udjem u njegovu sobu špricevi svuda oko njega, a on kaže: Baba, haj’mo letjeti!”


Sjede dva pijanca u kafani i razgovaraju:
– Smijem da se kladim da nesreća nikad ne dolazi sama.
- I ja, eno je tvoja žena, dolazi sa mojom... )))


NEKAD: Laku noć, lepo spavaj :*
DANAS: Gasi taj kompjuter i mrš u krevet...xD


Pijem alkohol samo dva puta godisnje:
1.Kada mi je rodjendan...
2. I kada mi nije........xD






I evo nesto sa YouTube-a......


S postovanjem WarNinja

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