Do you agree with the following question:

Howdy!

Happy Holidays from FAY (Fiscal Cliff) !

Lots has been going on, but first I wanted to say a very important stat.

Since September, we have paid out 2692G (will be 2867 after this dividend!).

For a company that sits at 1850G, that is 155% of company value over the course of 3 months! We are far and away #1 in this category in the game, there are no other public companies that are above 70% (Advocate Investments are at 66%). Basically, we are the best of making money out of what we have.

This leads me to my next point, Secura has turned into a different animal than Primera, and we've learned from some mistakes and changes.

RAWS
The influx of money in the game means higher wages and cheap raws. To be the most profitable, we still must do raws in house to avoid that 10% markup due to taxes and margins from suppliers. However, since we're dealing in a growing economy pool with sinks that, to my estimation, only pull out a paltry 10% of the gold that is put in, we cannot keep up with wages and keep our raw costs below market.

We're changing our strategy on raws, and will need extra capital for the forseeable future to exercise what we are doing.

As a result, I have to change our dividend policy to .2 per share. So my question to you is this:

Should I eat a bag of dicks? Yes = Yes No = No

If you post on our SC's wall by the end of December 24th 11:59PM CST with a Christmas or FAY related joke, you get a prize.

Regards,
Fred