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He Ain't Even Stretch Doe (Fun)
Posted 12 years ago by
Afanasiy Drago    
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Yo Canada- why you tryin' to holla' at my girl Jeolla? Don't you know she already taken?


I'll save writing another lengthy article and just say blah blah blah, we romped in Chuncheon while Canada/USA's allies got romped in a some other battles (bye2u Indonesia's diamond region, now Italy's iron region) and Northeastern England and Castile Leon still remain occupied. It was the same old story again, with the battle ending with the same score as the one before despite USA providing Canada an additional 7 million damage this time around.

So I guess now the question is, will Canada attack us again today?

I don't know. Turn off the lights, And I'll glow; To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax them chumps like a candle. (Just watch their Today damage list to see if they're saving fights, as they telegraph their attacks like a white dude does with passes in a basketball pick 'up game. They do have a new President now though, and he seems kind of cool, so maybe he'll be cool and realize attacking us is not cool. Cool OwenHargreaves ? Cool.)

We make a boatload of gold every time these dudes attack us though, so we'll probably be handing weapons out like candy next time they try. Just get on IRC and holla' at a playa' and I'll be sure to get supplies into your hands*.

*Only active South Korean citizens who consistently participate in Korean battles need apply.

(Here's what I expect our IRC channel to look like next time Canada attacks: )


Now, the real point of all this article is to say to the citizens of Poland, Lithuania, and Australia (and countless other countries), as well as the members of certain British, Pakistani, and Bosnian military units: you guys rule. At one point we were down 1-4 yesterday after heavy USA fighting reeled off four wins in a row for Canada. Then we stole round six from them, and it was all easy-breezy-beautiful-Cover Girl from then on out thanks in major part to all the damage provided by you all. We closed the battle out with 7 easy victories in a row (although Round 11 was pretty intense at the end, props to the enemy for that awesomeness), and now we stand here still-untouched by not-so-tender Canadian hands.

If you had asked me on Day 1 if I thought South Korea would have been this successful, I'd have honestly told you "no". Thoughts of certain-occupation of Jeolla (whether through rental or aggression) and possibly even total annihilation ran through my head then. But now? No chance my reply wouldn't look a lot like this:


Our country has proven that we have a willingness to work together to accomplish our goals, and our allies have shown they are willing to go great lengths to support us in achieving them.

So again, thank you uber [insert country] allies, and thank you citizens of Korea for being so Glorious. Also a special you rule to damian004 for coordinating the Polish strikes at the end of Rounds 10, 11, and 12.

And good fight CanUSA. I guess.


That's all I have for now. I hope you enjoyed my use of less text and more pictures this time around.

(Click the image below to see a video of what the article title is referencing. It's pretty much a representation of how we were able to achieve something great today without even exhausting all our resources, thanks to our awesome allies and the amazing coordination of the South Korean community.)




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